pro lifers
i'm currently involved in a really silly online abortion debate. i was telling my friend bryan all about the arguements used (such as one person pointing out that babies are basically parasites living off the mother, and the pro lifer said in response, "well, i depend on the grocery store for my food, does that i mean they employess have a right to end my life?") then we got talking of this one specific pro life guy who, a few years ago, i started to fight but at the time i was trying to live a non violent lifestyle, so after i pushed the guy a few times i walked off in a fit of rage and screamed back at him "GET OUT OF MY FACE!" ((it was actually pretty funny, i know the guy was stunned, and i added yet another stupid line to my list of absurb and nonsensical things yelled out while angry.))
bryan said he had some ideas on how to deal with that guy had he been in my position.
i said, "dude, you would have hugged him. you're such a hugger."
and he responded, "yes, and then groped him ...i would have taken it way too far and it would have been uncomfortable for everyone. then i would have explained to him in no uncertain terms that i was totally gay - an absolute queer - and asked him how he likes me now. then i'd try to kiss him, but shit my pants and tell him that i birthed a turd, just like his own mother. then i'll try desperately to stuff the turd back into my ass, inevitably failing.
i'd try to fight him but refuse to use my arms, just run into him over and over with my limp arms by my side, headbutting his chest and taking full blows to the face while screaming "I LOVE YOU!!!" over and over. then i'd pee my pants, and he'd be the REAL loser because he'd be so weirded out and embarassed."
bryan said he had some ideas on how to deal with that guy had he been in my position.
i said, "dude, you would have hugged him. you're such a hugger."
and he responded, "yes, and then groped him ...i would have taken it way too far and it would have been uncomfortable for everyone. then i would have explained to him in no uncertain terms that i was totally gay - an absolute queer - and asked him how he likes me now. then i'd try to kiss him, but shit my pants and tell him that i birthed a turd, just like his own mother. then i'll try desperately to stuff the turd back into my ass, inevitably failing.
i'd try to fight him but refuse to use my arms, just run into him over and over with my limp arms by my side, headbutting his chest and taking full blows to the face while screaming "I LOVE YOU!!!" over and over. then i'd pee my pants, and he'd be the REAL loser because he'd be so weirded out and embarassed."