oh em gee who's a bad boy
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I bought porn for nif (10 points). In November I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I turned sixfoothobbit in for spitting (3 points). In September I put gum in bullogbraccus's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday I punched cody in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-709 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
xgnomish
Canada, feel my wrath!