Writer's Meme! :D
1. America
2. Greece
3. Liechtenstein
4. Norway
5. Iceland
6. Switzerland
7. Sweden
8. Finland
9. Denmark
10. Prussia
11. Germany
12. Canada
1. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship? (Canada, America)
Canada is caught in a bad bromance.
2. If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top? (Switzerland, Liechtenstein)
Switzerland
3. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon? (Greece, Canada)
CRACK. XD
4. Is 4 het or slash better? (Norway)
Slash.
5. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11? (Iceland, Germany)
Together? Nope!
6. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9! (Switzerland, Sweden, Finland, Denmark)
Sweden is after Finland and Demark sexually and it scares the crap out of poor sexuallyfrustrated!Switzerland.
7. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be? (Finland)
Um, hello. Santa Claus.
8. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12? (America, Canada)
Actually, probably not that many. Maybe 2?
9. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2? (Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Greece)
Liechtenstein/Switzerland > Liechtenstein/Greece IMO.
10. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through? (Switzerland, Sweden)
No. These two are serious business. They come back with a shit ton of fish, deboned and ready to cook.
11. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2. (Prussia, Greece)
Aristocats! Cats for Greece and the tom alley cat for Prussia!
12. If 3 and 11 are doing s&m, who's the sadist? (Germany, Liechtenstein)
LIECHTENSTEIN FUCK YEAH!
13. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic. (Sweden, Canada)
Baby, it’s cold outside.
14. Is there any evidence for 4/2? (Norway, Greece)
Does Norway like cats? I cannot answer until I know.
15. How hot would 7/3 be? (Sweden, Liechtenstein)
I think Switzerland might have something to say about this.
16. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be? (Sweden, Greece, Finland)
Sweden: “OMG WIFE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!”
Finland: “UM UM UM IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!”
Sweden: “IT LOOKS LIKE SEX!”
Finland: “IT’S NOT GREECE WAS JUST SHOWING ME HIS PUSSY!”
Greece: “MEOW?”
Sweden: “WTF WTF WTF”
17. What's 1's secret kink? (America)
He likes to ride big bulls. ;D
18. How about 6? (Switzerland)
Classical music.
19. Or perhaps 10? (Prussia)
Spooning.
20. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome? (America, Liechtenstein, Iceland)
It’s hard to assign titles before I actually have a PLOT. Hm.
Bad Life Decisions by Liechtenstein
21. How about 2/4/6? (Greece, Norway, Switzerland)
SWITZERLAND DOES NOT APPROVE.
22. Or even 7/8/9? (Sweden, Finland, Denmark)
NORDIC HOTNESS
23. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
America is in a relationship with Switzerland, but he secretly wants to bang Greece. Switzerland knows (who doesn’t want to bone Greece, after all) and decides to break up with America and pursue Liechtenstein instead.
Liechtenstein is with Germany, though! But Germany is also seeing Prussia on the side, but what Germany doesn’t know is that Prussia is cheating on him with Finland! (OMG INORITE DRAMA)
Finland finds out that Prussia is a cheater, and decides to be a cheater himself. He and Sweden decide to have sex even though Sweden is dating Norway.
America decides to finally pursue Greece because Greece just broke up with Iceland. (Side note: Iceland now wants to bone Denmark. (Once again, who doesn’t want to bone Denmark?))
But America realizes his efforts at futile and ends up in a relationship with Canada, while Switzerland and Liechtenstein live happily ever after the end! :D
24. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such. (Switzerland, Sweden)
Gunslingers!
25. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react? (Finland, America)
NOOO, SUFIN D: It’s okay. I’d ignore it and keep writing SuFin~
26. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top? (Greece, Denmark)
GREECE.
27. What if it was 3 and 9? (Liechtenstein, Denmark)
Denmark.
28. 4 and 9? (Norway, Denmark)
Denmark!
29. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash? (Denmark)
I can think of a few. ;)
30. Or 2 het? (Greece)
This one… nope.
31. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9. (Iceland, Denmark)
“C’mon.”
It’s breathed heavily into his ear, and Iceland can feel the hand creeping between his thighs. He doesn’t know what to say. He doesn’t know how to react.
Denmark is Norway’s. Iceland wouldn’t do that to his brother.
Denmark chuckles encouragingly. “I know you want it.”
That’s not the problem. Iceland knows he wants it, too. But he isn’t going to do that to his brother.
Denmark’s hands dance across the seams of his pants, brushing against his crotch and against his thighs and somehow everywhere all at once. Iceland feels his breath catch, and his stomach twists something painful.
“C’mon.”
“Norway.” Iceland grits out as Denmark pops the button of his trousers. “Norway.”
“What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.”
Iceland feels a flame light within him. He shoves the touchy arms away and flinches back, drawing his shirt from the floor to cover his naked chest.
“It will.”
“It won’t.” Denmark counters, leaning forward eagerly and eyeing Iceland’s lithe form possessively. Denmark tugs at Iceland’s shirt, but Iceland’s grip is firm.
“I’m not doing this.” Iceland replies steadily, meeting Denmark’s gaze and trying his hardest to project confidence instead of the desperate wanting inside him.
Denmark’s eyes blaze, and Iceland doesn’t know how to read them. Instead of dwelling on the little things, Iceland pulls his shirt over his head with trembling hands and refastens his pants. He takes a moment to recenter himself, and then glares back at Denmark.
Denmark seems amused more than anything else.
32. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7. (Greece, Denmark, Sweden)
Two quarreling brothers are sent on a therapeutic vacation to try to work out their differences. They did not expect the counselor to be so… hands-on.
33. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as? (Liechtenstein and Sweden)
Liechtenstein = Kanga
Sweden = Roo
Winnie the Poo FTW?
34. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12? (Germany, Canada)
No, but I haven’t exactly been looking, either!
35. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Switzerland, for sure.
Stolen from champagnesly <3
2. Greece
3. Liechtenstein
4. Norway
5. Iceland
6. Switzerland
7. Sweden
8. Finland
9. Denmark
10. Prussia
11. Germany
12. Canada
1. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship? (Canada, America)
Canada is caught in a bad bromance.
2. If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top? (Switzerland, Liechtenstein)
Switzerland
3. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon? (Greece, Canada)
CRACK. XD
4. Is 4 het or slash better? (Norway)
Slash.
5. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11? (Iceland, Germany)
Together? Nope!
6. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9! (Switzerland, Sweden, Finland, Denmark)
Sweden is after Finland and Demark sexually and it scares the crap out of poor sexuallyfrustrated!Switzerland.
7. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be? (Finland)
Um, hello. Santa Claus.
8. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12? (America, Canada)
Actually, probably not that many. Maybe 2?
9. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2? (Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Greece)
Liechtenstein/Switzerland > Liechtenstein/Greece IMO.
10. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through? (Switzerland, Sweden)
No. These two are serious business. They come back with a shit ton of fish, deboned and ready to cook.
11. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2. (Prussia, Greece)
Aristocats! Cats for Greece and the tom alley cat for Prussia!
12. If 3 and 11 are doing s&m, who's the sadist? (Germany, Liechtenstein)
LIECHTENSTEIN FUCK YEAH!
13. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic. (Sweden, Canada)
Baby, it’s cold outside.
14. Is there any evidence for 4/2? (Norway, Greece)
Does Norway like cats? I cannot answer until I know.
15. How hot would 7/3 be? (Sweden, Liechtenstein)
I think Switzerland might have something to say about this.
16. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be? (Sweden, Greece, Finland)
Sweden: “OMG WIFE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!”
Finland: “UM UM UM IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!”
Sweden: “IT LOOKS LIKE SEX!”
Finland: “IT’S NOT GREECE WAS JUST SHOWING ME HIS PUSSY!”
Greece: “MEOW?”
Sweden: “WTF WTF WTF”
17. What's 1's secret kink? (America)
He likes to ride big bulls. ;D
18. How about 6? (Switzerland)
Classical music.
19. Or perhaps 10? (Prussia)
Spooning.
20. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome? (America, Liechtenstein, Iceland)
It’s hard to assign titles before I actually have a PLOT. Hm.
Bad Life Decisions by Liechtenstein
21. How about 2/4/6? (Greece, Norway, Switzerland)
SWITZERLAND DOES NOT APPROVE.
22. Or even 7/8/9? (Sweden, Finland, Denmark)
NORDIC HOTNESS
23. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
America is in a relationship with Switzerland, but he secretly wants to bang Greece. Switzerland knows (who doesn’t want to bone Greece, after all) and decides to break up with America and pursue Liechtenstein instead.
Liechtenstein is with Germany, though! But Germany is also seeing Prussia on the side, but what Germany doesn’t know is that Prussia is cheating on him with Finland! (OMG INORITE DRAMA)
Finland finds out that Prussia is a cheater, and decides to be a cheater himself. He and Sweden decide to have sex even though Sweden is dating Norway.
America decides to finally pursue Greece because Greece just broke up with Iceland. (Side note: Iceland now wants to bone Denmark. (Once again, who doesn’t want to bone Denmark?))
But America realizes his efforts at futile and ends up in a relationship with Canada, while Switzerland and Liechtenstein live happily ever after the end! :D
24. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such. (Switzerland, Sweden)
Gunslingers!
25. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react? (Finland, America)
NOOO, SUFIN D: It’s okay. I’d ignore it and keep writing SuFin~
26. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top? (Greece, Denmark)
GREECE.
27. What if it was 3 and 9? (Liechtenstein, Denmark)
Denmark.
28. 4 and 9? (Norway, Denmark)
Denmark!
29. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash? (Denmark)
I can think of a few. ;)
30. Or 2 het? (Greece)
This one… nope.
31. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9. (Iceland, Denmark)
“C’mon.”
It’s breathed heavily into his ear, and Iceland can feel the hand creeping between his thighs. He doesn’t know what to say. He doesn’t know how to react.
Denmark is Norway’s. Iceland wouldn’t do that to his brother.
Denmark chuckles encouragingly. “I know you want it.”
That’s not the problem. Iceland knows he wants it, too. But he isn’t going to do that to his brother.
Denmark’s hands dance across the seams of his pants, brushing against his crotch and against his thighs and somehow everywhere all at once. Iceland feels his breath catch, and his stomach twists something painful.
“C’mon.”
“Norway.” Iceland grits out as Denmark pops the button of his trousers. “Norway.”
“What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.”
Iceland feels a flame light within him. He shoves the touchy arms away and flinches back, drawing his shirt from the floor to cover his naked chest.
“It will.”
“It won’t.” Denmark counters, leaning forward eagerly and eyeing Iceland’s lithe form possessively. Denmark tugs at Iceland’s shirt, but Iceland’s grip is firm.
“I’m not doing this.” Iceland replies steadily, meeting Denmark’s gaze and trying his hardest to project confidence instead of the desperate wanting inside him.
Denmark’s eyes blaze, and Iceland doesn’t know how to read them. Instead of dwelling on the little things, Iceland pulls his shirt over his head with trembling hands and refastens his pants. He takes a moment to recenter himself, and then glares back at Denmark.
Denmark seems amused more than anything else.
32. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7. (Greece, Denmark, Sweden)
Two quarreling brothers are sent on a therapeutic vacation to try to work out their differences. They did not expect the counselor to be so… hands-on.
33. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as? (Liechtenstein and Sweden)
Liechtenstein = Kanga
Sweden = Roo
Winnie the Poo FTW?
34. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12? (Germany, Canada)
No, but I haven’t exactly been looking, either!
35. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Switzerland, for sure.
Stolen from champagnesly <3