The Dutch are fucking crazy.
They invented a new potato that's low in carbohydrates. Yeah. A low-carb potato. POTATO. The carbiest of carbs.
Also, I think I have found the most useless product ever created.
I saw the ad at Markville. I can't for the life of me find a picture or article, but it's basically a bra with aloe vera in it so it moisturizes your breasts as you wear it. If you really wanted to moisturize your breasts, could you not just PUT MOISTURIZER ON THEM LIKE ANY OTHER BODY PART? This is by far the most retarded product I have ever seen. Hairagami makes sense compared to this. And they offer a fucking "military discount"!
Anywho, today I worked. It wasn't TOO bad. The store was crazy, but I'm feeling a bit better thanks to some Tylenol and soup that I had last night while watching Ren & Stimpy while my clothes were a-washing. I had visitors today too! Ming Y came to see me and brought Captain Spooky along, and some of my mommy's cousins were there shopping. Christina, if you're by any chance reading this, I saw your mommy!
Also, I came to the realization that Europe has turned me into a money-whore. I took a 3-10 shift tomorrow doing markdowns, just for the money. That's sad. I need more Sex Pistols and Casualties.
Well, that's pretty much it for now.
I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.
Also, I think I have found the most useless product ever created.
I saw the ad at Markville. I can't for the life of me find a picture or article, but it's basically a bra with aloe vera in it so it moisturizes your breasts as you wear it. If you really wanted to moisturize your breasts, could you not just PUT MOISTURIZER ON THEM LIKE ANY OTHER BODY PART? This is by far the most retarded product I have ever seen. Hairagami makes sense compared to this. And they offer a fucking "military discount"!
Anywho, today I worked. It wasn't TOO bad. The store was crazy, but I'm feeling a bit better thanks to some Tylenol and soup that I had last night while watching Ren & Stimpy while my clothes were a-washing. I had visitors today too! Ming Y came to see me and brought Captain Spooky along, and some of my mommy's cousins were there shopping. Christina, if you're by any chance reading this, I saw your mommy!
Also, I came to the realization that Europe has turned me into a money-whore. I took a 3-10 shift tomorrow doing markdowns, just for the money. That's sad. I need more Sex Pistols and Casualties.
Well, that's pretty much it for now.
I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.