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Hello everybody, my name is Matt and i have this idea for a commercial. This commercial sells you vaccums. You know that commercial where that man cracks an egg and was like "this is your brain and this this is your brain on drugs." and when he cracks the egg it fries? Well my commercial starts out that way. But there's one twist, when he breaks the egg, unicorns come out and they've got dirty little hooves on their feet. So he has to vaccum up the whole place and then people bombard me with calls to buy this vaccum. I'll sell you a vaccum too mamma jamma.