Title: This is not a Love Song
Chapter 4/?
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17 just to be safe
Pairing: [Main: Hanchul,Kangteuk,Sibum], [Side:Kyumin, Zhoury,Eunhae,etc]
Others:SHINee, DBSK
Genre: Crack,Fluff, mhh
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Morning came and shined bright rays of sunlight into the boys room. Grunts and Groans could be heard coming from each room, attempting to hide from the brightness. Slowly one by one, they woke up. Starting from the oldest all the way to the youngest.
Eeteuk woke up fairly early, going to each room, personally waking up each member with in a different way. When he reached Siwon and Kibum's room, he wasn't surprised to see Minji there with them.
What surprised him was that she was clinging onto for dear life. And he too held onto her, as if she were his own child.
Seeing this made the leader smile, he decided he's only wake Siwon up seeing how Kibum and Minji were too cute to disturb. After waking Siwon up, he continued down the hall to Kyuhyun's and Sungmin's room.
Entering the room he frowned at the sight. Kyuhyun was already awake but the item in his hand is what caused him to frown. It was 5:45am and Kyuhyun was already playing starcraft. "Kyu! What are you doing, it's too early for video games." Eeteuk scolded, only to receive no response. Kyuhyhun ignored him as he continued to play.
"Cho Kyuhyun-" Eeteuk started, but was cut off. "Can't. Stop. Must. Beat. Heechul. Hyung.Level.60.3.more" He said.
Just then Sungmin woke up. "Don't bother hyung, he's been like that all night. I even offered sex if he stopped playing, but he turned that down." Sungmin told him only to cause Eeteuk stiffen. He hated the fact that his little babies were sexually active.
Once he was able to move again, he turned off the PSP and removed it from Kyuhyun's grip. In fact, he went around the room collecting all game consoles the magnae owned. Kyuhyun didn't move, he just sat there, frozen. Just as Eeteuk was about to leave, Kyuhyun attached himself to his hyung. "NOOOO MY BABIES!"
-Kyuhyun's POV-
"But-but-BUUUT HYUNG!" I yelled, still holding onto Eeteuk in a back hug. "No, you spent all last night playing, so I think you've had enough for 4days of no games." He told me as he walked down the hall, with me still attached. I sputtered, "4-4-days?! ARE YOU KIDDING?!" I yelled again, only to be hit with Heechul's slipper.
"Watch the volume, some of us are trying to sleep. Like MINJI!" Heechul hissed, closing his door harshly for effect. I held onto Eeteuk all the way to his room only to earn a warning look from Kangin.
"Kangin Hyuuungg, Eeteuk took my babies!" I whined running to his side."You probably deserved it. That stuff isn't good for your brain." He told me. "Traitor..." I mumbled. "FINE, take it. I don't care. I can go 4days without it." I lied, they know it too. I CAN NOT go 4days without my games. ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Those things are my life, besides Minnie but still!
I dragged me feet back to the room, to find Sungmin Hyung sitting on the bed in all pink, with his reading glasses on, reading the new book Kibum had given him.
"Hyyuunng~" I whined, he just shook his head. "I told you kyunnie." was all he said. I huffed, before a light bulb went off. "Donghae Hyung.." I mumbled. "Hm?" Sungmin asked, "Oh nothing. I'll be back." I skipped off to the fishy's room, knowing he has a PSP, and just so happens to have Starcraft. "Oh donghae Hyu-OH MY GOD YOUR FLEXIBLE. I SO DONT WANT TO SEE THAT."
I said as I entered the room only to exit right away. I headed back to the room only to take a little detour to Eeteuks room.
"You're innocent fishy is being sexually harassed by a little monkey, and is enjoying every bit." I said, poking my head it. Eeteuk's head flew up, and looked at Kangin, then to me before running out. On my way back to my room, I heard Heechul yelling. "EUNHYUK YOU NASTY PERV STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!" I laughed as I e
nter the room, not to find Sungmin reading, but sprawled on the bed with his butt in the air. 'Hm... I wonder how flexible hyung is...' "Hyung~" I said as I walked over. "Nope, Yoga, then I'm going down to the gym to practice my martial arts. Your fault, you had your chance. Last night." He said, before hopping off the bed.