Rejected :(

Mar 21, 2005 18:26

Recently I emailed WWE's Aaron "Jesus" Aguilera (that big dope that use to come out with Carlito until he got injured and faded into oblivion because his character wasn't interesting enough to keep on TV during his injury) Here's how the conversation went.

Me: Your car is gay just like your suspenders :D
Aaron: Cool.

Me: I like you.
Aaron: I thought my suspenders were gay.

Me: They are gay. I didn't say I liked your suspenders,
I said I like YOU. Marry me?
Aaron: If you dont like my suspenders then I wont marry you.

(On his website comment board)
Me: Your website looks like it was designed by Jeff Hardy.
Aaron: Looks like it was designed by Jeff Hardy???? Is this a good thing??

And so, SO FAR.... I have been REJECTED by Aaron "Jesus" Aguilera. However, I intend to keep emailing him until he agrees to marry me. Not that I really want to marry him, but hey it's something to do.
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