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I ENTERED THE PLAZA AND THEN I LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR WHICH WAS ACTUALLY A WINDOW BECAUSE I NEEDED TO SEE IF MY HAIR WAS STILL COMBED OVER LIKE AN EMO THUMBS UP COMB OVER STILL KEEPIN IT REAL FOR THE TEARIES STRIKE ONE POINT OF FOR THE SADDYS 1 SADDIES 0 NOT SADDIES WE ARE WINNING THE BALL GAME SO I KEEP WALKING AND I AM TOTALLY DIGGING THE VIBES OF ALL THE LADIES BECAUSE THEY CAN SEE MY PRECISION COMB OVER AND THEY SEE THE SCORE BOARED 1 SADDIES 0 NOT SADDIES AND THEY ARE ALL THINKING NICE COMBOVER HE MUST HAVE JUST SCORED ONE FOR THE TEAM SO I SHUT MY WORK LOCKER AND CHECK MYSELF IN THE MIRROR ON THE WAY OUT TOTALLY STILL ROCKING THE COMB OVER BLIP FINGER SCANNED ONE MINUTE LATE FOR WORK AS IF THEY"D HOLD IT AGAINST A COMBOVER SPORTER LIKE MYSELF THOUGH BLIP BLIP BLIP TOTALLY SCANNING THE SHITHOUSE OUT OF THESE ITEMS EVEN IF I DIDNT SCAN THEM AND JUST THREW THEM AT CUSTOMER FACE I WOULD STILL TOTALLY GET PRAISE FROM MY ELDERS BECAUSE OF THE DOO DIP...YOU DIDNT SCAN THAT...THROW AT FACE...PRAISE FROM ELDERS BECAUSE OF THE DOO STORY RECOUNTED IN DETAIL LUNCH BREAK GETTING SOME FOOD AT THE RED ROOSTER PAVILLION OF FOOD GIVING TOTALLY STILL ROCKING THE COMB OVER IN IN THE WIND THE WIND ACTUALLY JUST MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I AM IN THE LATEST EMO FILM CLIP AS I CHASE A GIRL WHO BROKE MY HEART AND I NEED TO REMIND HER THAT MY HAIR IS STILL TOTALLY COMBED OVER AND AT THE END OF THE FILM CLIP SHE REALISES AND KISSES ME BUT SHE DOESNT TOUCH THE HAIR BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHATS UP SO I"M EATING MY BURGER AND LOOKING AT THE ADVERTISEMENTS AND THINKING THESE DUDES DONT KNOW HOW TO MAINTAIN A SCOREBORED IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT AND IT DOES SO I COMPLAIN TO RED ROOSTER MAN ABOUT ADVERTISEMENTS AND HES TOTALLY JUST TAKEN BY MY DOO AND HE TELLS ME THAT I WOULD LOOK GREAT IN A FILM CLIP WHERE I AM IN A BED CRYING BUT THEN THIS GIRL COMES IN WHO IS MY GIRLFRIEND WHO MADE ME CRY IN BED AND SHES TOTALLY HUGGING ME BUT SHE DOESNT TOUCH THE HAIR BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHATS UP I GIVE HIM A HIGH FIVE AND I AM BACK AT WORK STOMACH FULL HAIR COMBED OVER BLIP BLIP BLIP SCANNING LIKE A KING CUSTOMER SPEAKS NICE HAIR DUDE I LIKE HOW YOU COMBED IT OVER IT LOOKS SO SAD YOU LOOK SO SAD THANKS I SAY THIS IS MY LIFESTYLE I AM SAD AND THE COMB OVER REALLY DISPLAYS THIS I GET SOME MORE PRAISE FROM MY ELDERS ABOUT HOW MY HAIR IS TOTALLY OVER TO ONE SIDE AND NOT THE OTHER THEN I HAVE A TEA BREAK I EAT A COKE AND THE FIZ MAKES ME THINK OF HOW AWESOME MY HAIR LOOKS IN MY REFLECTION ON THE KETTLE I BOIL WATER JUST BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL TOUGH AND SOMETIMES I AM ABLE TO THINK OF A REALLY COOL METAPHOR LIKE MY BLOOD IS LIKE THE WATER THAT BOILS AND MY HAIR IS TOTALLY RAD I HAVE TO GO HOME NOW KIND OF SAD BECAUSE MY HAIR ISNT SEEN AS MUCH WHEN I AM AT HOME GET HOME DADS NOT HOME MUM IS THOUGH AND SHE GIVES ME TOTAL PRAISE ABOUT HOW MY HAIR IS JUST AS GOOD AS IT WAS WHEN I LEFT FOR WORK WHICH WAS TOTAL SCOREBOARD MATERIAL I WAIT FOR DAD TO GET HOME DAD GETS HOME AND GOES TO SCRUFF MY HAIR UP AFFECTIONATLY HE TOTALLY REALISES THAT ITS SCOREBOARD HAIR AND DOESNT SCRUFF IT BUT INSTEAD ADMIRES IT AND SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT HIS DAY THEN MENTIONS HOW TOTALLY GOOD I WOULD LOOK IN A FILM CLIP WHERE THIS DUDE SLEEPING ON A CLIFF WAKES UP AND HE HAS AWESOME HAIR AND A BROKEN HEART AND HES ON A CLIFF TOTAL METAPHORE FOR BEING SAD BUT WITH COOL HAIR THEN I GO TO BED STANDING UP AS TO MAINTAIN TOTAL COMB OVER