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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for xfu_cky_oux:
Day #Who?What they got you1stsvdbythestrfishA nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window2nd__cookieenipple clips3rdcanibusfairya big, sloppy kiss4th___walkingbyA booklet of sexual favors coupons5th__dontusemeA prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number6thlee_sextona one-man puppet show using three simultaneous puppets7thtennytriniktra dildo built for two8thx0_klmA $120 blunt9th__thrasheda dildo built for two10thc_i_n_aa box of 'wacky' cuban cigars11thsebashliea big, sloppy kiss12th__genuinelovesyphillisTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )