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JuggaloJester17: you fuck dr phil and opera in the back of a 1969 micobus and then when your about to cum dr phil says , dam that was some pretty god dam premature ejaulation you and your supstandard irish pecker need to get the fuck out of my shanginwagin right now .
JuggaloJester17: (this is bitch)
CAST INTO ST0NE: ohhhhhhh
CAST INTO ST0NE: hahahaha
JuggaloJester17: lol
CAST INTO ST0NE: you go on yahoo messenger to pretend you're a lesbian and get lesbians to show you their web cam. You find a real hottie who shows you a dozen naked pictures of "her". You ask her to moan for you on the mic and she joyously agrees, her voice turns you on so much that you ask her if she would like to come over and have some fun, and that you'll be waiting in your bed and handcuff yourself to the bedposts.... you hear a knock at the door and the door open... immediately you begin to stroke yourself off, you hear a high pitched voice go "close your eyes so i can SUSPEND you in extacy!" You do so.... suddenly you feel rough lips and stubble brushing and pushing agaisnt yours
CAST INTO ST0NE: you open up your eyes just to see that it is Mr. Lee
CAST INTO ST0NE: this only further excites you and he asks you to jerk off in his pocket and you do so, after you cum he takes a suspension form, cums on it in front of you, and then takes a glob of your cum out of his pocket and slaps it against the suspension form
CAST INTO ST0NE: then he posts it on your forhead and it says "SUSPENDED FOR 10 DAYS FOR BEING TOO GAY EVEN FOR MR. LEE"
JuggaloJester17: 0omg
CAST INTO ST0NE: afterwards you find that he has torn apart the Johnson Family Tree and super glued pictures of every Johnson all over your house
JuggaloJester17: (this is bitch)
CAST INTO ST0NE: ohhhhhhh
CAST INTO ST0NE: hahahaha
JuggaloJester17: lol
CAST INTO ST0NE: you go on yahoo messenger to pretend you're a lesbian and get lesbians to show you their web cam. You find a real hottie who shows you a dozen naked pictures of "her". You ask her to moan for you on the mic and she joyously agrees, her voice turns you on so much that you ask her if she would like to come over and have some fun, and that you'll be waiting in your bed and handcuff yourself to the bedposts.... you hear a knock at the door and the door open... immediately you begin to stroke yourself off, you hear a high pitched voice go "close your eyes so i can SUSPEND you in extacy!" You do so.... suddenly you feel rough lips and stubble brushing and pushing agaisnt yours
CAST INTO ST0NE: you open up your eyes just to see that it is Mr. Lee
CAST INTO ST0NE: this only further excites you and he asks you to jerk off in his pocket and you do so, after you cum he takes a suspension form, cums on it in front of you, and then takes a glob of your cum out of his pocket and slaps it against the suspension form
CAST INTO ST0NE: then he posts it on your forhead and it says "SUSPENDED FOR 10 DAYS FOR BEING TOO GAY EVEN FOR MR. LEE"
JuggaloJester17: 0omg
CAST INTO ST0NE: afterwards you find that he has torn apart the Johnson Family Tree and super glued pictures of every Johnson all over your house