My health and my sex life in conflict
I, who have not been with a girl since October and have only been kissed twice between then and now, have been lucky enough to contract mono. The kissing disease, how god damn ironic- the 26 obstainer coming down with the pre teen std of ages. What makes this situation sucky is two fold. First I am not supposed to train capoeira for 21 days to be on the safe side or 3 months to be really sure that I have kicked the disease and put my spleen, liver, and blood out of harms way. That sucks. Second, Colleen has agreed to join me at a Dashboard concert. I am very happy at this turn of events but a dashboard show under normal circumstances would induce saddness, romance, and make out sessions but seeing as how I like this girl, as in have respect for her so far and wouldn't want to do her harm, if things do proceed as a male+female duo going to a dashboard concert together should I shall have to refrain from "physical activities." Dang it all. Then the embarassing conversation about listen I want to but I have mono, which implies I am messing around kissing people all the time which in turn turns her off OR I could ignore all urges and have her think I don't want to do anything and get myself stuck deep in the friend zone (again). As I said dang it all.