And then there were six, OR A bird in the hand is sleeping in my bed OR I have joined the club

[xfreshbreadx]

This weekend I was true to my male self, that is to say I thought with my penis. Oddly enough a female friend of mine was brought up in discussion on Friday night. Saturday night, I slept with her. Funny how things work out. As Emilia is about to hyperventilate because she may have a faint idea that I am talking about Melissa I must remind you

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[anonymous]

Son . . . I think you must have some special pheromones or something. Dinner, movie, sex? Followed by a girl at work putting the moves on you so flat out Columbus would have cried. Not that I think you don't deserve it, I guess . . . I'm jealous? I still love you, but you are a ho. Do I know this chick? I'm guessing from what Emigladon says that others have "gotten to know" her as well. E gives you the same advice I would give (you didn't ask me though) regarding the pregnant girl. If relationships take up time - period - then a relationship with a pregnant girl?? I wouldn't even get close to it unless I had a semblance of time.

In other news for the two of you - tomorrow is attempt #2 with the girl from the climbing gym. Maybe it's #3 or #1 depending on how you look at it - there was one time where I just "wanted" to talk to her but never did, and then another time where I was actually planning on doing it but she wasn't there. I will give you a preview of the sincerity that I will adorn her with, "Hi! . . . so . . . do you like stuff?" Just jokes - here is the real one, "Hi, I just wanted to come and introduce myself because I've seen you here a few times and just wanted to get your name" I'll get you guys the update soon. Stay sexy.

[anonymous]

Also - I know that line is a run-on sentence. Hopefully she isn't an English major.