The Big Cooper Theory! 1.4
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Hi guys! Even though I have science homework, French and Maths homework to still finish, I am procrastinating like a mad woman and writing the next installment of the Cooper's, thankfully I still strangely keep my grades up, wow.
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With the arrival of Marie, Robinson decided it best to give her a fishy baby wrap to compliment his new found love for all things marine.
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Yet another toilet disaster, being a Neurotic, Alberta takes it more tragically than her mother
Alberta: :OO
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While in the meantime Robinson is out snooping for clues because he is badman, oh yes ;D
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The Weasley Brothers seem to be the suspects of a long investigation.
Fred(or George): HI BROTHER!
George(or Fred): Just ignore him, maybe he'll think it's not you.
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Fred(or George): HEY BROTHER! 'SUP?
George(or Fred): Kill me please?
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I...really don't know how you managed to get a pigeon indoors Robinson, I really don't know.
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Sheldon: I WANT FOOD DAMMIT.
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More Weasley's up and about, Ron and Ginny like giving the evil stares to poor random classmates.
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I don't understand why the bus persists on picking Alberta up even if the school is RIGHT THERE. SEE IT? Then again Alberta will take the subway to get to school too. IDGI.
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What's with all the aggravated faces?
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Oh for the love of all things Simoly/
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Alberta: You guys are sooooooo stupid.
....Speaks the girl who is the farthest away from the door.
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Then again, Alberta is so helpful and lovely at home and looks after her brother really well.
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AAAAH too cute.
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Alberta: I'm going to beat you, and you will feel the defeat as if a thousand books hit you in the face.
Nice.
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She actually beat him. omg.
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Alberta: Loser.
Robinson: asdfgiuytarfsgdh
Robinson: OMG WHAT IF SHE WILL CONSTANTLY BEAT ME IN LIFE?
Sheldon grew up! I laaaave him :D He rolled Grumpy.
Sometimes I think these are more Sarah's children than they are Robinson's.
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And Marie grew up too! Aww she's a mini Robinson in the making.
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This is the point where I installed a Lighting mod. At first I was like EEEEEE, but after a while I thought to myself that there's only so much realism I can take, because I still like the sort of cartoony feel.
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Oh ffs.
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SHELDON HAS A GIRLFRIEND!
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I found these two in Robinson's inventory, he must have picked them up when rummaging through the Wendigo's trash, squeee!
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Sparkly Sparkly Gnomes look like they're hip-hopping.
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Alberta: HI PAY ATTENTION TO ME IT'S MY BURFDAY!
Oh the joys of puberty, I remember them well.
Hey Sarah I was kinda looking for your daugh-....oh.
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Despite the uncanny resemblance to her mother when it comes to facial expressions, Alberta is GORGEOUS, and a good mixture of both her parents methinks. I love her!
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Alberta: MOM WHY ARE YOU TEACHING MARIE TO WALK IN MY ROOM? GET OUT!
I sense future sister rivalry here.
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I really must do something about that toilet.
Robinson: Hey honey, remember that CD collection were were going to sort out? When do you think is the best time?
Sarah: Soon honey, but not now Jersey Shore is on kthx.
Robinson, sweetie, I think it's best not to pick a person's lock when they're still in the house you're trying to break into.
Urm, nice make up kit there.
Robinson: I'M DUSTING FOR FINGERPRINTS!
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Alberta: Dad, I am so going to beat you at fishing too.
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Alberta: See? I rule.
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It Sheldon and Marie's birthday! I'm going to miss the cuteness.
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Pretty! She rolled Star Quality.
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Sheldon: Could you not blow that straight in my face? The noise is appalling.
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Another reason I don't like this lighting mod, too dark.
Urm, HELLO THERE.
I could swoon :D He rolled Athletic :P
From this point, I figured to myself that I couldn't handle the family living in such a big neighbourhood such as Redcliffs, since there was hardly anyone hanging about, therefore I moved the clan to Riverview away from vampires and celebrities and what have you's.
Robinson: The air is much more fresh here.
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The twins took not time in going about town to meet people.
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Although the local teen population left much to be desired.
Laurel: I am so sick of people calling me a mouse!
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Laurel: What is it with these creepy people? So I have huge ears and a giant nose, so what? WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL?
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I know MaryKay has been used a lot in various legacies, but come on, I think she and Sheldon would look good together.
COULD SHE BE HIS FUTURE AMY FARRAH FOWLER?
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Sheldon: So, your mom is totally impaled into you, I don't understand how that could physically possible, maybe you should say something to her.
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Yuri: Quick! Get her while I watch out for the police!
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Walter Grisby's guitar playing brings all the people in the yard, and they're like *bored*
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Whilethe the teens are away, the parents will play look after their youngest and watch KidzTube/
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Sheldon: Baby, I will make you shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booootayyy. Shake your bootay!
MK: *swoon*
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I missed whatever that Constance chick did that was so interesting.
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I don't think that when Sheldon and MK may get married you will come into a lot of money June. The Cooper's are broke bb.
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It's okay though, let's just hope MK would move in with this car so we can sell it :D
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Now that Alberta is enrolled in Culinary school, she needs to practice her cooking skill, therefore she makes dinner every night, lets just say Sarah is REALLY happy about it.
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Meanwhille....
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OK SERIOUSLY WHAT RATING DOES THIS GAME HAVE?
First kiss!
I bet Alberta will be jealous since she's older and single.
Sheldon: OoOooOh that was ecstacy.
Ea....What is it with orgasm faces these days?
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.....AND MK just sort of signed her life away, jussayin'.
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WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS TOILET FFS.
Well, with that, I leave you here! I hope you guys enjoyed this update, until the next!View Raw Image">
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