HEY MAMA LOOK AT ME, I'M ON MY WAY TO THE PROMISED LAND!!
I had to do this. Can't stop meh... So stolen from this lovely gurl xexplodystuffsx
Warning: IMMORAL SHIT BEHIND THE CUT!!
Six pairings I like:
1) Mike/Trè (fandom: Green Day)
2) Mike/Billie (fandom: Green Day)
3) Gerard/Mikey (fandom: My Chemical Romance) <-- I have no shame
4) Gerard/Frank (fandom: My Chemical Romance)
5) Mick/Joe (fandom: the Clash) <-- I know I know... I'm on a Highwat to Hell...
6) Paul/Louis (fandom: the Simonons) <-- ...And nobody's gonna slow me down...
Three pairings I've abandoned:
7) Billie/Twich (fandom: Green Day/Foxboro Hot Tubs)
8) Billie/Fink (fandom: Green Day/the Network)
9) Mike/Fink (fandom: Green Day/the Network) <-- even though I really liked that one
Three pairings I have never really liked:
10) Billie/Trè (fandom: Green Day)
11) Billie/Adie (fandom: the Armstongs)
12) Trè/Twitch (fandom: Green Day/Foxboro Hot Tubs)
Two pairings that have piqued my interest:
13) Gerard/Ray (fandom: My Chemical Romance)
14) Frank/Gerard/Mikey/Ray (fandom: My Chemical Romance)
1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
(Billie/Adie) Uh... mine is kind of an umpopular opinion...it just like, it's too natural to pick my interest, it doesn't intrigue me so much...
2. Who do you know that ships #13?
(Gerard/Ray) Sweet Babe Cheezzus, I invented Frorard... I don't know if anyone except me is into such weurd things...
3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
(Gerard/Mikey) Waycest, huh? Anywhere... a bedroom, an elevator, a bathroom, a floor, or maybe the cieling, because GRAVITAAY... DON'T MEAN TOO MUCH TO GEE...
4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
(Mike/Trè) Unfortunately for us poor fangirls, there is no such thing as Trike in real life, but my favorite fantasy about them involves rape, horror or also angst!
5. How long have you been following couple #6?
(Paul/Louis) I've had a crush on that pretty Louie boy since I got into the Clash, and one unfaithful October evening I was out of porn and my sexual frustration could have used a little help, so I took my pencil and I signed my own death sentence.
6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
(Billie/Fink) In part, the lack of stories around, in part the fact that I never really liked the pairing, then the fact that I was too lazy to write some...
7. Which ship do you prefer - #2 or #4?
(Mike/Billie) (Gerard/Frank) SAINT JIZZUS OF ALL SUBURBIAS!!! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE?!
Great. Um... I go for Frerard...
8. You have the power to make one ship nonexistent. Choose #10 or #12.
(Billie/Trè) (Trè/Twitch) I'll say Trè/Twitch, they just can't go together, while Billie/Trè is a little awkward (since Trè is Mike's and Billie is Mike's) but they still go together somehow... on the other hand no one really writes of Trè/Twitch so making the pairing nonexistant is really stupid, since somehow it already is...
9. What interests you about #14?
(Frank/Gerard/Mikey/Ray) I guess the main reason is that I'm a sick pervert that just can't help herself, then I just thought "what if?"
10. When did you stop liking #7?
(Billie/Twitch) Pretty much when I went in a deep, desperate, almost hopeless roll of depression, that ended in a neverending writer's block.
11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the fandom?
(Mike/Fink) NO WAY, HIPPIE!!
12. What's a song that reminds you of #1?
(Trè/Mike) Boulevard Of Broken Dreams... in the video for it, there's a little Trike moment... and Frankie approves...
13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
Actually I love them all just the same, they are the consolation to my low self exteem and my tune when I'm "dancing" with myself...
But if I have to give you an answer I'd put the onle I got into most recently, so Gerard/Mikey, fucking good Waycest, babe.
14. Which do you dislike the most?
Billie/Adie... I just CAN'T like it. Deal with it.
15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Gerard/Ray and Mike/Twitch... I think this would make a pretty damn bloody perfect foursome... erm... date.
16. Have #5 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
(Mick/Joe) BLOODY FUCKING HELL! If they actually did, I'd be dead... DEAD!! Melted in a puddle of drool, or burnt because by ovaries in fire...
17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
(Gerard/Frank) They may have one... Even though I honestly prefer angst, making them die everytime could be really sad... well it depends on the story mostly...
18. What would make you start shipping #13?
(Gerard/Ray) Me fucking get some good ideas and start writing one hell of a Frorard.
19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer: #2 or #6?
(Mike/Billie) (Paul/Louis) DEFINITELY PAUL/LOUIS, GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!!!! Just once. Please. Then I can go to hell happily!!
20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
(Billie/Trè) Well Billie and Trè realize that, deep inside, they've always liked each other, so... ALL IN MIKE'S BEDROOM!!!
(Mike has always to be there somehow...)