I said "fuck" in front of my mom today... it was funny.
School as usual was educational. I learned that Mr. Dilworth likes to talk really really loud for no reason... Ms. Perry will be right next to him and he's yelling... "I WANNA MOVE THESE BENCHES. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT IDEA???" yeah... you move those benches Mr. Dilworth, show 'em what your made of by re-decorating. and why don't you add faux wood paneling while you're at it!! Why don't we talk about getting our school recognized, instead of spending money to make it pretty??? But, whatev.
Went to the store with my mom and we spent 60 dollars on food... we were supossed to save that money but, ya' know...fat kids gotta eat.Today in the store, after buying paper towels my mom and I were waiting to scoot into the traffic of shopping carts, when this little ol' man in a sweater and hat, riding a motocart scoots by, but, not before saying "Fuck" hahaha it was the funniest thing ever. He's was goin' about 5 miles an hour on that mofo...he was really truckin'. You gotta love cranky old men. I like them except when they are smelly.
I make myself laugh.. because I can insult myself, and not get offended. I can call myself a fat ass... and I could give myself the bird, but it wouldn't be rude, just really really funny.
We has a sub today in my Chem. class, she was on of those subs that turns off the lights when she's wants quiet. and seriously as high school students and considering most of the kids in my class are football players... we laugh and say "Are we watching a movie today?"
The way she spoke to us, you'd think she was teaching a bunch of girl scouts how to knit a kilt. Not that girl scouts really knit kilts, but it be cool if they did...Imagine: With every 3 boxes of thin mints you get a kilt!! There'd be no wars... just everyone grabbing a hand and wearing a kilt.
OOO girl, I go to da' hairdresser on Saturday...I'll be off to get my hair incenerated by a women who wonders why it won't grow. Oh how lovely...
*farts* *starts trying to lick elbow and bite ear* *starts yelling* I'm A TARD I'm A TARD... I'm a TARP..hahaha TARP TARP TARP *chases butterfly*
Honestly I wrote this and thought it was EFFING hilarious. It's sad... I know.
I'm failing two classes. Let's hear it!! There's this guy that I think is so funny, and whenever I see him in the hallway, he always yells about how black people shouldn't be allowed in school, and he points at me and says...you are the reason for all the trouble in this world. He also used the lunch line as an analogy for society... he said that if we assembled ourselves in a mannerly way problems would be solved, but when it all comes down to it, it's just someone who can't speak english. I laughed, even though I felt really bad afterwards.
Does anyone know a cool place to go on a Friday night. I'm lookin' for a place to hang.
Comment if you gotta place you'd like me to make an apperance at...and yo' mama's house doesn't count,, I already been der' TWICE!! hahahaha. I gotta get some sleep.. I'm thinking about blocking everyone from reading this... I've just sealed my fate. I'll be a loser for the rest of my life.
Went to the store with my mom and we spent 60 dollars on food... we were supossed to save that money but, ya' know...fat kids gotta eat.Today in the store, after buying paper towels my mom and I were waiting to scoot into the traffic of shopping carts, when this little ol' man in a sweater and hat, riding a motocart scoots by, but, not before saying "Fuck" hahaha it was the funniest thing ever. He's was goin' about 5 miles an hour on that mofo...he was really truckin'. You gotta love cranky old men. I like them except when they are smelly.
I make myself laugh.. because I can insult myself, and not get offended. I can call myself a fat ass... and I could give myself the bird, but it wouldn't be rude, just really really funny.
We has a sub today in my Chem. class, she was on of those subs that turns off the lights when she's wants quiet. and seriously as high school students and considering most of the kids in my class are football players... we laugh and say "Are we watching a movie today?"
The way she spoke to us, you'd think she was teaching a bunch of girl scouts how to knit a kilt. Not that girl scouts really knit kilts, but it be cool if they did...Imagine: With every 3 boxes of thin mints you get a kilt!! There'd be no wars... just everyone grabbing a hand and wearing a kilt.
OOO girl, I go to da' hairdresser on Saturday...I'll be off to get my hair incenerated by a women who wonders why it won't grow. Oh how lovely...
*farts* *starts trying to lick elbow and bite ear* *starts yelling* I'm A TARD I'm A TARD... I'm a TARP..hahaha TARP TARP TARP *chases butterfly*
Honestly I wrote this and thought it was EFFING hilarious. It's sad... I know.
I'm failing two classes. Let's hear it!! There's this guy that I think is so funny, and whenever I see him in the hallway, he always yells about how black people shouldn't be allowed in school, and he points at me and says...you are the reason for all the trouble in this world. He also used the lunch line as an analogy for society... he said that if we assembled ourselves in a mannerly way problems would be solved, but when it all comes down to it, it's just someone who can't speak english. I laughed, even though I felt really bad afterwards.
Does anyone know a cool place to go on a Friday night. I'm lookin' for a place to hang.
Comment if you gotta place you'd like me to make an apperance at...and yo' mama's house doesn't count,, I already been der' TWICE!! hahahaha. I gotta get some sleep.. I'm thinking about blocking everyone from reading this... I've just sealed my fate. I'll be a loser for the rest of my life.