last nights' dream...
below is a conversation that i had earlier this morning with a friend regarding last nights' dream. i've left it in raw, conversational format rather than taking the time to rewrite it all out. let me know what you think...
XfootinmouthX: last night...my dream...wow
Cassie: time to tell?
XfootinmouthX: of course..but i don't even know where to begin
XfootinmouthX: ok..
XfootinmouthX: was taking a walk on a sunny day by a beach
XfootinmouthX: i guess it's a regular thing for me
XfootinmouthX: cause i knew i had done it before
XfootinmouthX: i wandered into someones back yard
XfootinmouthX: i heard a football game on tv
XfootinmouthX: coming from a back sliding glass door
XfootinmouthX: i walked up to it to kind of try to eavesdrop to hear what the score of the game was
XfootinmouthX: the homeowner was standing there and kind of startled me
XfootinmouthX: she asked me what i was doing
XfootinmouthX: told her i was curious about the game
XfootinmouthX: she invited me in.
XfootinmouthX: we stood in the kitchen talking...and as we were i realized that i knew her..but she didn't know me
XfootinmouthX: just last week, i was babysitting her kids
XfootinmouthX: caleb and tyler
XfootinmouthX: so i told her...and she kind of looked at me funny
XfootinmouthX: wondering how i got involved in that
XfootinmouthX: i mentioned that her babysitter, pearle...was her name
XfootinmouthX: and i were kinda talking
XfootinmouthX: and i had hung out with them while she was babysitting
XfootinmouthX: i then flashed back to the week before
XfootinmouthX: when i was actually involved in the babysitting
XfootinmouthX: tyler was hungry..
XfootinmouthX: we both bent over to pick something up off the table and our heads collided
XfootinmouthX: he looked like he was going to cry
XfootinmouthX: so i made jokes and distracted him from it..( you know how sensitive kids can be)
XfootinmouthX: and everything was fine.
XfootinmouthX: then i came back to the present
XfootinmouthX: the mother then said to me...
XfootinmouthX: "that would explain why i found a 22 yr olds underwear in the laundry with my children and pearles clothes"
XfootinmouthX: and i said..but i'm not 22
XfootinmouthX: (how she determined the age, i couldn't figure out...apparently, everyone has they're age printed on the tag inside their underwear..haha)
XfootinmouthX: she gave me that look that...it would appear that the girl you are seeing is also seeing someone else
XfootinmouthX: i just kind of shrugged my shoulders and decided not to worry about it
XfootinmouthX: the woman seemed kind of bitter to me though
XfootinmouthX: for somehow being involved in her life
XfootinmouthX: she picks up the phone and makes a quick call
XfootinmouthX: and this is where the dream actually begins..
XfootinmouthX: the next thing you know, i'm being kidnapped by a woman and 2 men
XfootinmouthX: the woman has self inflicted scars all over her body resembling neve campbell
XfootinmouthX: and is covered in tattoos
XfootinmouthX: the one guy has a big biker look to him
Cassie: wait.
XfootinmouthX: and very mean
XfootinmouthX: ...
Cassie: I don't get the scars resembling
XfootinmouthX: oh. those don't resemble
Cassie: okay
XfootinmouthX: i meant...she herself resembled
XfootinmouthX: but she had those scars...my fault
XfootinmouthX: and the third guy was matthew mcchaunahay
XfootinmouthX: but with a dark side thing kind of going on..
XfootinmouthX: we were in this room
XfootinmouthX: and both men had me held down...she was standing in front of me with a scapel
XfootinmouthX: scalpal?
XfootinmouthX: anyway...she started cutting my left leg
XfootinmouthX: around and around it making a spiral shape all the way around
XfootinmouthX: then she went the other direction and made crisscross shaps on my legs...
Cassie: i wish you could see my face right now
XfootinmouthX: then. the scene changed...and we were in a parking log
XfootinmouthX: lot
XfootinmouthX: i needed to pee and told them...they allowed me to go behind a dumpster...
XfootinmouthX: while i was standing there..i looked back over my shoulder..
XfootinmouthX: in the meantime..they decided to play a sick game
XfootinmouthX: she was pretending to be raped by her two partners in crime
XfootinmouthX: in the middle of the parking lot
XfootinmouthX: they were pushing her and stripping off her clothes
XfootinmouthX: and crowd of people gathered to watch
XfootinmouthX: and she ate it up..
XfootinmouthX: just kept crying and screaming
XfootinmouthX: and losing clothes...and all the while..i knew she was smiling.
XfootinmouthX: i saw a motorcycle..which just so happened to be mine...on the other side of them
XfootinmouthX: i made a run for it...
XfootinmouthX: turned it on..
XfootinmouthX: and took off down the streeet
XfootinmouthX: next thing i know...the police are chasing me because they think i'm speeding
XfootinmouthX: and they are on bikes behind the police..waiting for their opportunity
XfootinmouthX: next scene
XfootinmouthX: i'm outside of an apt building..vacant...and i run inside
XfootinmouthX: they are close behing
XfootinmouthX: behind
XfootinmouthX: i run throughout the house looking for another way out.
XfootinmouthX: i lead them upstairs making them think i'm going to trap myself
XfootinmouthX: i find a window..climb out..and scale down the wall
XfootinmouthX: by distinctly grabbing on to edges...
XfootinmouthX: it was like a 4 story building
XfootinmouthX: i made it to the bottom and ran to the road
XfootinmouthX: i started running along side the road trying to hitchhike a ride
XfootinmouthX: whoever it was that picked me up...
XfootinmouthX: was on their side
XfootinmouthX: next thing i know..i'm back in the custody of my kidnappers
XfootinmouthX: then..i'm in a house
XfootinmouthX: the biker guy and the woman leave for something
XfootinmouthX: and matthew mcwhatever is in charge of me
XfootinmouthX: he then tells me that he's going to help me escape
XfootinmouthX: because he feels bad for me
XfootinmouthX: but, at the last moment...the biker guy comes in the door
XfootinmouthX: i hide in the closet
XfootinmouthX: the biker guy walks into the room
XfootinmouthX: and i'm standing off to the side of the light cord
XfootinmouthX: pull down switch
XfootinmouthX: he's in mid conversation with matthew
XfootinmouthX: he reaches into the closet to grab at the cord to turn it on
XfootinmouthX: if he does...he'll see me
XfootinmouthX: at the very last second..the phone rings
XfootinmouthX: it's the woman
XfootinmouthX: he pulls his hand away to answer it
XfootinmouthX: after listening to the voice on the other end..he repeats aloud: "games over"
XfootinmouthX: and both men start laughing and talking in "gay" voices
XfootinmouthX: and tell me to come out of the closet
XfootinmouthX: i then learn that both the men are actually fruitcake gay boys pretending to be straight kidnappers
XfootinmouthX: and they are a couple
XfootinmouthX: and the woman is just their psycho friend that likes to torment people with silly games
XfootinmouthX: and that..was the end of the dream.
Cassie: unbelievable.. the detail!
XfootinmouthX: last night...my dream...wow
Cassie: time to tell?
XfootinmouthX: of course..but i don't even know where to begin
XfootinmouthX: ok..
XfootinmouthX: was taking a walk on a sunny day by a beach
XfootinmouthX: i guess it's a regular thing for me
XfootinmouthX: cause i knew i had done it before
XfootinmouthX: i wandered into someones back yard
XfootinmouthX: i heard a football game on tv
XfootinmouthX: coming from a back sliding glass door
XfootinmouthX: i walked up to it to kind of try to eavesdrop to hear what the score of the game was
XfootinmouthX: the homeowner was standing there and kind of startled me
XfootinmouthX: she asked me what i was doing
XfootinmouthX: told her i was curious about the game
XfootinmouthX: she invited me in.
XfootinmouthX: we stood in the kitchen talking...and as we were i realized that i knew her..but she didn't know me
XfootinmouthX: just last week, i was babysitting her kids
XfootinmouthX: caleb and tyler
XfootinmouthX: so i told her...and she kind of looked at me funny
XfootinmouthX: wondering how i got involved in that
XfootinmouthX: i mentioned that her babysitter, pearle...was her name
XfootinmouthX: and i were kinda talking
XfootinmouthX: and i had hung out with them while she was babysitting
XfootinmouthX: i then flashed back to the week before
XfootinmouthX: when i was actually involved in the babysitting
XfootinmouthX: tyler was hungry..
XfootinmouthX: we both bent over to pick something up off the table and our heads collided
XfootinmouthX: he looked like he was going to cry
XfootinmouthX: so i made jokes and distracted him from it..( you know how sensitive kids can be)
XfootinmouthX: and everything was fine.
XfootinmouthX: then i came back to the present
XfootinmouthX: the mother then said to me...
XfootinmouthX: "that would explain why i found a 22 yr olds underwear in the laundry with my children and pearles clothes"
XfootinmouthX: and i said..but i'm not 22
XfootinmouthX: (how she determined the age, i couldn't figure out...apparently, everyone has they're age printed on the tag inside their underwear..haha)
XfootinmouthX: she gave me that look that...it would appear that the girl you are seeing is also seeing someone else
XfootinmouthX: i just kind of shrugged my shoulders and decided not to worry about it
XfootinmouthX: the woman seemed kind of bitter to me though
XfootinmouthX: for somehow being involved in her life
XfootinmouthX: she picks up the phone and makes a quick call
XfootinmouthX: and this is where the dream actually begins..
XfootinmouthX: the next thing you know, i'm being kidnapped by a woman and 2 men
XfootinmouthX: the woman has self inflicted scars all over her body resembling neve campbell
XfootinmouthX: and is covered in tattoos
XfootinmouthX: the one guy has a big biker look to him
Cassie: wait.
XfootinmouthX: and very mean
XfootinmouthX: ...
Cassie: I don't get the scars resembling
XfootinmouthX: oh. those don't resemble
Cassie: okay
XfootinmouthX: i meant...she herself resembled
XfootinmouthX: but she had those scars...my fault
XfootinmouthX: and the third guy was matthew mcchaunahay
XfootinmouthX: but with a dark side thing kind of going on..
XfootinmouthX: we were in this room
XfootinmouthX: and both men had me held down...she was standing in front of me with a scapel
XfootinmouthX: scalpal?
XfootinmouthX: anyway...she started cutting my left leg
XfootinmouthX: around and around it making a spiral shape all the way around
XfootinmouthX: then she went the other direction and made crisscross shaps on my legs...
Cassie: i wish you could see my face right now
XfootinmouthX: then. the scene changed...and we were in a parking log
XfootinmouthX: lot
XfootinmouthX: i needed to pee and told them...they allowed me to go behind a dumpster...
XfootinmouthX: while i was standing there..i looked back over my shoulder..
XfootinmouthX: in the meantime..they decided to play a sick game
XfootinmouthX: she was pretending to be raped by her two partners in crime
XfootinmouthX: in the middle of the parking lot
XfootinmouthX: they were pushing her and stripping off her clothes
XfootinmouthX: and crowd of people gathered to watch
XfootinmouthX: and she ate it up..
XfootinmouthX: just kept crying and screaming
XfootinmouthX: and losing clothes...and all the while..i knew she was smiling.
XfootinmouthX: i saw a motorcycle..which just so happened to be mine...on the other side of them
XfootinmouthX: i made a run for it...
XfootinmouthX: turned it on..
XfootinmouthX: and took off down the streeet
XfootinmouthX: next thing i know...the police are chasing me because they think i'm speeding
XfootinmouthX: and they are on bikes behind the police..waiting for their opportunity
XfootinmouthX: next scene
XfootinmouthX: i'm outside of an apt building..vacant...and i run inside
XfootinmouthX: they are close behing
XfootinmouthX: behind
XfootinmouthX: i run throughout the house looking for another way out.
XfootinmouthX: i lead them upstairs making them think i'm going to trap myself
XfootinmouthX: i find a window..climb out..and scale down the wall
XfootinmouthX: by distinctly grabbing on to edges...
XfootinmouthX: it was like a 4 story building
XfootinmouthX: i made it to the bottom and ran to the road
XfootinmouthX: i started running along side the road trying to hitchhike a ride
XfootinmouthX: whoever it was that picked me up...
XfootinmouthX: was on their side
XfootinmouthX: next thing i know..i'm back in the custody of my kidnappers
XfootinmouthX: then..i'm in a house
XfootinmouthX: the biker guy and the woman leave for something
XfootinmouthX: and matthew mcwhatever is in charge of me
XfootinmouthX: he then tells me that he's going to help me escape
XfootinmouthX: because he feels bad for me
XfootinmouthX: but, at the last moment...the biker guy comes in the door
XfootinmouthX: i hide in the closet
XfootinmouthX: the biker guy walks into the room
XfootinmouthX: and i'm standing off to the side of the light cord
XfootinmouthX: pull down switch
XfootinmouthX: he's in mid conversation with matthew
XfootinmouthX: he reaches into the closet to grab at the cord to turn it on
XfootinmouthX: if he does...he'll see me
XfootinmouthX: at the very last second..the phone rings
XfootinmouthX: it's the woman
XfootinmouthX: he pulls his hand away to answer it
XfootinmouthX: after listening to the voice on the other end..he repeats aloud: "games over"
XfootinmouthX: and both men start laughing and talking in "gay" voices
XfootinmouthX: and tell me to come out of the closet
XfootinmouthX: i then learn that both the men are actually fruitcake gay boys pretending to be straight kidnappers
XfootinmouthX: and they are a couple
XfootinmouthX: and the woman is just their psycho friend that likes to torment people with silly games
XfootinmouthX: and that..was the end of the dream.
Cassie: unbelievable.. the detail!