HOLY HELL! Customer Fail/WTF/sucks of teh dai.
1. Ugh. Too many code yellows! (Missing child/parent) Seriously, parents. WATCH YOUR GODDAMNED CHILDREN! Especially since 3 of the code yellows were FOR THE SAME DAMNED KID! What the heck?! The store is not your babysitter! We should not feel obligated to keep watch over your children while you spend your money. >:[
2. I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish, and I am sorry there was no one there to translate for you and I, BUT DO NOT GET MAD AT ME FOR NOT SPEAKING SPANISH! What makes you think that my obviously Irish (mixed with English and German) looks makes you think I am a naturally fluent Spanish speaker? o.O
3. WTF. I am trying to close my drawer. It is 11:14. We have been closed for 14 minutes. You have been standing there, doing I don't even know what, for about 5 of those minutes. I need to count down my drawer, and I can't do that if you're still here at my register. Also? Don't get bitchy/pissy with me when I ask if I can help you. I am obviously trying to be HELPFUL. Last time I checked, that was a nice and polite thing to do, no?
2. I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish, and I am sorry there was no one there to translate for you and I, BUT DO NOT GET MAD AT ME FOR NOT SPEAKING SPANISH! What makes you think that my obviously Irish (mixed with English and German) looks makes you think I am a naturally fluent Spanish speaker? o.O
3. WTF. I am trying to close my drawer. It is 11:14. We have been closed for 14 minutes. You have been standing there, doing I don't even know what, for about 5 of those minutes. I need to count down my drawer, and I can't do that if you're still here at my register. Also? Don't get bitchy/pissy with me when I ask if I can help you. I am obviously trying to be HELPFUL. Last time I checked, that was a nice and polite thing to do, no?