Jul 31, 2004 00:00
God of Stamper: I am.. Matt
I want.. a pretty gril
I have.. 2 dogs
I wish.. I was a god
I hate.. bruce springstein
I miss.. being rich
I fear.. spiders
I wonder.. what ill be when I grow up
I regret.. being friends with certain people
I love.. ferris bueller
I ache.. after I fall down
I never.. masterbate while watching conan
I am not.. a nigger
I cry.. everynight
I am not always.. beautiful
I write.. jokes and stuff for my future stand up gigs
I should.. be your ruler
last kiss: 3 days ago
last cry: when I saw 8 crazy nights when whitey didn't win the award
last library book checked out: I normally just steele them!
last cuss word uttered: bitch… I was talking to my mom about my dog
last food consumed: fireballs, I bought 10 pounds last year and just got half done
last call: Claire mayb?
last tv show watched: seinfeld
last shoes worn: my black reeboks
last cd played: the doors baby
last downloaded song: Five o clock world by the vogues
last annoyance: my dad getting pizza king instead of papa johns FUCKING BASTARD!
last disappointment: waking up
last soda drank: coke
last thing handwritten: note telling my nextdoor neighbor to call his wife when he gets home (shes in cali)
last IM: dalia
last weird encounter: hugh… everyday
last time in love: 7th grade
last time hugged: two nights ago
last time scolded: an hour ago, I didn't empty the dehumidifier in the basement
last lipstick used: probably when I was 6 and was still into eating them and ants
last shirt worn: my big dogs shirt… it says I AM BARK MCGUIRE
I was doing these things:
1 MINUTE AGO: takeing this damn survey
1 HOUR AGO: sweeping the basement
1 DAY AGO: sleeping
1 WEEK AGO :getting drunk probably like I normally do
1 YEAR AGO: weed nigger
current clothes: shorts and a shirt n boxers
current mood: a little edgy
current music: the doors
current hair: brownish blonde
current smell: dove
current thing I should be doing: prolyl sleeping
current desktop picture: 1957 chevy black
current refreshment: coke
current worry: I killed all of my emotions
YES or NO
Do you keep a diary:: no
Do you have a secret you have not shared with anyone:: yes
Do you set your watch a few minutes ahead:: no
Do you bite your fingernails:: no
Do you believe in love:: yes
DO YOU...
take a shower everyday:: usually
have a crush:: no..
think you know you've been in love::yes
want to get married:: yes
have any tattoos/where?:: my mom said no
piercings/where?:: my mom said when I turn 16
like thunderstorms:: yes
natural hair color:: brown
current hair color:: brown
eye color:: blue
hometown:: carmel, but I was born in tipton
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU....
helped someone? yes
bought something? no
gotten sick? no
gone to the movies? no
gone out for dinner? no
said I love you? no
written a real letter? no
talked to an ex? yes
missed an ex? no
written in a journal? no
talked to someone you crush on? no
had a serious talk? no
missed someone? no
hugged someone? no
fought with your parents? no
fought with a friend? no
WOULD YOU EVER…
1. Eat a bug? yes
2. Bungee jump? yes
3. Hang glide? yes
4. Kill someone? If I or someone I loved felt threatened
5. Have sex with someone you don't love? yes..
6. Kiss someone of the same sex? NO
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? Only in a massive orgy
8. Parachute from a plane? yes
9. Go out with someone for their looks? Of course, im only human
11. For their reputation? yes
12. Be a vegetarian? Yea, im thinking about it rite now
13. Wear plaid with stripes? I don't know that the fuck plaid is
14. IM a stranger? yea
15. Sing karaoke? yea
16. Get drunk off your face? I do at least twice a week..
17. Shoplift? yes
18. Run a red light? yes
19. Star in a porn video? yes
20. Dye your hair blue? no
21. Be on Survivor? no
22. Wear makeup in public? no
23. NOT wear makeup? yes
25. Make someone cry? yes
26. Call your math teacher an idiot? I told mr. Kirkman hes stupid and cant read good… does that count?
27. Kick a baby? I kicked a midget in walmart once… does that count?
28. Date someone more than ten years older than you? no
29. Cuss out a priest? no
30. Take a job as a janitor? no
31. Wear a tho-tho-tho-tho-thong? only when im feelin sexy
32. Stay up all through the night? yes
hes the best ever..ive never had anyone actually redo that..but he did..hes so awesome I LOVE YOU MATT!
soo..tomorrow i have to work all day...i hope i get a lot of money..that would be cool..
yea chelsea's leaving tomorrow..actually in like 3 hours..thats really sad..im gonna miss her..i love that chick to death..shes the BOMB!...wowi just totaly said..the bomb..wayyy fucking out..i must say...
today at guard sucked..we had to go in because of the rain..which is fucking ass booty..oh well..i guess ill get over it..
i have to go sleep now..i love you all..farewell
<3