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~It's against the law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire.
~Camel milk does not curdle.
~A rat can last longer without water than a camel can.
~The expression "three dog night" originated with the Eskimos and means a very cold night - so cold that you have to bed down with three dogs to keep warm.
~All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in their lives.
~Hang On Sloopy is the official rock song of Ohio.
Some "Confucious Say" jokes ~ The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows.
~ He who throw dirt is losing ground.
~ Man who run behind car get exhausted.
~ Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
~ Even the greatest of whales is helpless in desert.
~ Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.
Some One Liners (a.k.a Axiom) ~ Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
~ Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.
~ Reality is a figment of your imagination.
~ Do not adjust you mind, it is reality that is malfunctioning.
~ Archaeology is the only profession where your future lies in ruins.
~ A word to the wise is . . . unnecessary
~ Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
~ It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
~ Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
~ What we call reality is only a point of view.
~ It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
~ The meek shall inherit the earth . . . if that's alright with everyone else
~ Join the Army, Meet interesting people, and Kill Them.
~ Happiness is just a better perspective on life.
Back to some Random Facts ~ An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
~ A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.
~ The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
~ Lynyrd Skynyrd was the name of the gym teacher of the boys who went on to form that band. He once told them, "You boys ain't never gonna amount to nothin"
~ The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
~ Proving that there are no good sides in war is this fact:
US forces fire bombed japan's wooden cities totally destroying 58 % of Yokohama (the size of Cleveland) 51% of Tokyo (new York) 99% Toyama (Chattanooga) 40% Nagoya (LA) killing 50-90% of the population in 67 Japanese cities BEFORE two nuclear bombs were dropped.
~ American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
~ A cow's stomach has four compartments: the rumen, the recticulum (storage area), the omasum (where water is absorbed), and the abomasum ( the only compartment with digestive juices).
~ buluga whales, the top of the food chain for pcb and heavy metal poisoning. They are so full of contaminants, when they are found beached, they qualify as a toxic biohazard.
~ An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles away, and warns off intruders or reunites scattered members of the pride.
~ According to http://www.merriam-webster.com/info/04words.htm, The top 10 looked up words online this last year are these:
1. Blog
2. incumbent
3. electoral
4. insurgent
5. hurricane
6. cicada
7. peloton : noun (1951) : the main body of riders in a bicycle race
8. partisan
9. sovereignty
10. defenestration
Terrifying Fact: #10 in this list, defenestration means "a throwing of a person or thing out of a window."
~ Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
~ If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
~ Although bourbon is Kentucky's leading export and its production directly employs thousands of people, it is illegal to buy the product in the very counties in which it is produced. They are all, to this day, still dry.
~ The penalty for killing a cat, 4,000 years ago in Egypt, was death.
~ In Maine, it's illegal for a police officer to tell you to have a nice day after giving you a traffic ticket.
~ The Mint issued two-cent and three-cent coins during the latter 1800s.
~ Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
~ Hippos have killed more than 400 people in Africa - more than any other wild animal.
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~Camel milk does not curdle.
~A rat can last longer without water than a camel can.
~The expression "three dog night" originated with the Eskimos and means a very cold night - so cold that you have to bed down with three dogs to keep warm.
~All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in their lives.
~Hang On Sloopy is the official rock song of Ohio.
Some "Confucious Say" jokes ~ The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows.
~ He who throw dirt is losing ground.
~ Man who run behind car get exhausted.
~ Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
~ Even the greatest of whales is helpless in desert.
~ Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.
Some One Liners (a.k.a Axiom) ~ Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
~ Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.
~ Reality is a figment of your imagination.
~ Do not adjust you mind, it is reality that is malfunctioning.
~ Archaeology is the only profession where your future lies in ruins.
~ A word to the wise is . . . unnecessary
~ Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
~ It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
~ Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
~ What we call reality is only a point of view.
~ It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
~ The meek shall inherit the earth . . . if that's alright with everyone else
~ Join the Army, Meet interesting people, and Kill Them.
~ Happiness is just a better perspective on life.
Back to some Random Facts ~ An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
~ A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.
~ The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
~ Lynyrd Skynyrd was the name of the gym teacher of the boys who went on to form that band. He once told them, "You boys ain't never gonna amount to nothin"
~ The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
~ Proving that there are no good sides in war is this fact:
US forces fire bombed japan's wooden cities totally destroying 58 % of Yokohama (the size of Cleveland) 51% of Tokyo (new York) 99% Toyama (Chattanooga) 40% Nagoya (LA) killing 50-90% of the population in 67 Japanese cities BEFORE two nuclear bombs were dropped.
~ American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
~ A cow's stomach has four compartments: the rumen, the recticulum (storage area), the omasum (where water is absorbed), and the abomasum ( the only compartment with digestive juices).
~ buluga whales, the top of the food chain for pcb and heavy metal poisoning. They are so full of contaminants, when they are found beached, they qualify as a toxic biohazard.
~ An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles away, and warns off intruders or reunites scattered members of the pride.
~ According to http://www.merriam-webster.com/info/04words.htm, The top 10 looked up words online this last year are these:
1. Blog
2. incumbent
3. electoral
4. insurgent
5. hurricane
6. cicada
7. peloton : noun (1951) : the main body of riders in a bicycle race
8. partisan
9. sovereignty
10. defenestration
Terrifying Fact: #10 in this list, defenestration means "a throwing of a person or thing out of a window."
~ Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
~ If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
~ Although bourbon is Kentucky's leading export and its production directly employs thousands of people, it is illegal to buy the product in the very counties in which it is produced. They are all, to this day, still dry.
~ The penalty for killing a cat, 4,000 years ago in Egypt, was death.
~ In Maine, it's illegal for a police officer to tell you to have a nice day after giving you a traffic ticket.
~ The Mint issued two-cent and three-cent coins during the latter 1800s.
~ Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
~ Hippos have killed more than 400 people in Africa - more than any other wild animal.
P.S. new journal named and to be added comment saying your middle
name even if i know it... I just want to make sure i am right...
new name is :
i__got__fuct