just like in the movies
Today was such a weird day.
Seanna was on something. ADD !! all day which got us in trouble multiple times in class. UNCLE NELSON SPEAKS GERMAN.
Erin was great and gave me a ride to work in her ghetto glider. her windows don't even roll down so she hands me a 1 dolla fan. haha funny shit.
Eric and Kiki proceeded to throw a cow eyeball back and forth in the back of Ecology, someone was gonna die if that hit me. Nasty shit we have to touch tomorrow.
We learned a new term from Ms. Grady today "ghetto blaster" haha awesome.
Work was weird especially when coach toth came in and took me for 20 minutes to go buy sneakers at Running Heritage. some really hot guy held the door for me. lookin hot in my DD uniform. say what say what. NEW SNEAKS FOR THE C MASTA. they're hot. and a super discount mofos.
Work was so strange (none of the usual cheap ass latte queers), first my old man homie Mark who is the fuckin coolest came in and was talking to me and i couldn't understand him and he informed that he wasn't wearing his teeth. I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS. then he started making those old man faces, like chewing. oh god hes so awesome.
Then some kinda cute painter came in and asked me about my allergies and then i handed him his change and he WINKED AT ME. lmao. way to charm the ladies.
then finally, some lady came in a said something i didnt heae, then she repeated herself saying how she was so in love and all this and i was like aw and whatever and shes like but it really hurts because i wont see him for three months so of course i asked why and she leans in a whispers (no one was in the store) "hes married"
HAHAHA
whoa. i convinced her that he will definately come back to her (they've been "together" for more than a year), but he's never gonna leave his wife. she was saying how her friend had been with (although cheating) a married man for over 19 years but he never got divorced. i was like hello if you can get away with it do you really think they are gonna leave there comfy lifestyles? there was more we had a good 5 minute conversation. i am such a great therapist.
Anyways, thats all, my life felt like such a strange movie today. i honestly wish everyday was like this. WASSUP PRINCE CHARMING.
but uhm. doesnt your homework usually magically get done on TV?... yeah.
COMMENT IT UP BITCHES N HOES
Seanna was on something. ADD !! all day which got us in trouble multiple times in class. UNCLE NELSON SPEAKS GERMAN.
Erin was great and gave me a ride to work in her ghetto glider. her windows don't even roll down so she hands me a 1 dolla fan. haha funny shit.
Eric and Kiki proceeded to throw a cow eyeball back and forth in the back of Ecology, someone was gonna die if that hit me. Nasty shit we have to touch tomorrow.
We learned a new term from Ms. Grady today "ghetto blaster" haha awesome.
Work was weird especially when coach toth came in and took me for 20 minutes to go buy sneakers at Running Heritage. some really hot guy held the door for me. lookin hot in my DD uniform. say what say what. NEW SNEAKS FOR THE C MASTA. they're hot. and a super discount mofos.
Work was so strange (none of the usual cheap ass latte queers), first my old man homie Mark who is the fuckin coolest came in and was talking to me and i couldn't understand him and he informed that he wasn't wearing his teeth. I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS. then he started making those old man faces, like chewing. oh god hes so awesome.
Then some kinda cute painter came in and asked me about my allergies and then i handed him his change and he WINKED AT ME. lmao. way to charm the ladies.
then finally, some lady came in a said something i didnt heae, then she repeated herself saying how she was so in love and all this and i was like aw and whatever and shes like but it really hurts because i wont see him for three months so of course i asked why and she leans in a whispers (no one was in the store) "hes married"
HAHAHA
whoa. i convinced her that he will definately come back to her (they've been "together" for more than a year), but he's never gonna leave his wife. she was saying how her friend had been with (although cheating) a married man for over 19 years but he never got divorced. i was like hello if you can get away with it do you really think they are gonna leave there comfy lifestyles? there was more we had a good 5 minute conversation. i am such a great therapist.
Anyways, thats all, my life felt like such a strange movie today. i honestly wish everyday was like this. WASSUP PRINCE CHARMING.
but uhm. doesnt your homework usually magically get done on TV?... yeah.
COMMENT IT UP BITCHES N HOES