*Jesse, bad boy, just come look what your brother did..
I hate using my livejournal for promotional stuff like this, but, fuck me!
Keep in mind that if I don't really know you, the comedy level will be at a minimum.
If you reply to this...
1. I'll respond with a sexual reference.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavour of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll suggest a meaningful fashion tip.
8. I'll put it all over your face.
9. I'll pee in your mouth.
10. I'll take a dump on your porch.
11. I'll force a bottle of Dane down your throat.
(You may noticed I altered it a bit.)
..tothatgirlspreciouslittlewhoreofabody*
Keep in mind that if I don't really know you, the comedy level will be at a minimum.
If you reply to this...
1. I'll respond with a sexual reference.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavour of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll suggest a meaningful fashion tip.
8. I'll put it all over your face.
9. I'll pee in your mouth.
10. I'll take a dump on your porch.
11. I'll force a bottle of Dane down your throat.
(You may noticed I altered it a bit.)
..tothatgirlspreciouslittlewhoreofabody*