brick can't sleep at night!
today at work i was putting some shit on a shelf and the shelf above it took off about 80 layers of my dermis on my finger, holla. so i go and find a bandage in the bathroom, even though it wasnt bleeding at all. the moment i wrap that shit up, blood started POURING from out underneath the bandaid! i've never seen blood spurt from such a small cut THROUGH a bandage before, it was awesome. and i'm the type of moron who stands there staring at it, because its so cool and gruesome-looking. so anyway, these two ladies came in, and i'm standing on the floor, looking like i just got shot or mauled by a bear or something equally as improbable. in conclusion, i made a big mess.
then some dude came in to repair all the flourescent lights and as he was walking, a bunch of screws fell out of his hand, and as he went to pick them up, he stepped backwards, directly on them, and kind of ran in place for a good 5 seconds before falling into a kind of semi-split. it was the kind of situation where you shouldn't laugh because you know it probably hurt him, but also where it looked so fucking funny that you really couldn't pass up a good, hard laugh like that. i squatted behind the counter and cried into my knees until i grew up. haha. god, i'm laughing again just thinking about it.
on my way home, i noticed that i really overuse two phrases whilst driving. the first is "hello, fucker" when people come too close to my shaggin wagon. the other is "thanks, alot, asshole" when people dart in front of me or don't let me in. these are both coupled with a series of hand-waving and mean faces.
observation part deux, whilst driving, i was flipping around on the radio and i came to note that the intro to "welcome to the jungle" is the coolest intro to any song, ever. i doubt that's even debatable. in fact, that song contains some of the best guitar i've ever heard. in fact, that album is in my top 3 of all-time.
i had a really emo dream last night, but i woke up feeling better than in the last few days. i really, honestly, and truly feel that things will be ok. i just get so wrapped up with emotions sometimes, but when i check things out in perspective, i really get a chance to calm down and enjoy life. i'm not worried, i know shit will work out. i don't know if you read this, but you're in the picture, love. it took awhile for me to understand that.
edit: katie holmes needs to hurry up and die.
then some dude came in to repair all the flourescent lights and as he was walking, a bunch of screws fell out of his hand, and as he went to pick them up, he stepped backwards, directly on them, and kind of ran in place for a good 5 seconds before falling into a kind of semi-split. it was the kind of situation where you shouldn't laugh because you know it probably hurt him, but also where it looked so fucking funny that you really couldn't pass up a good, hard laugh like that. i squatted behind the counter and cried into my knees until i grew up. haha. god, i'm laughing again just thinking about it.
on my way home, i noticed that i really overuse two phrases whilst driving. the first is "hello, fucker" when people come too close to my shaggin wagon. the other is "thanks, alot, asshole" when people dart in front of me or don't let me in. these are both coupled with a series of hand-waving and mean faces.
observation part deux, whilst driving, i was flipping around on the radio and i came to note that the intro to "welcome to the jungle" is the coolest intro to any song, ever. i doubt that's even debatable. in fact, that song contains some of the best guitar i've ever heard. in fact, that album is in my top 3 of all-time.
i had a really emo dream last night, but i woke up feeling better than in the last few days. i really, honestly, and truly feel that things will be ok. i just get so wrapped up with emotions sometimes, but when i check things out in perspective, i really get a chance to calm down and enjoy life. i'm not worried, i know shit will work out. i don't know if you read this, but you're in the picture, love. it took awhile for me to understand that.
edit: katie holmes needs to hurry up and die.