i'm back, BITCHES!
so I just got home from New York the other night, and let me tell you, crazy shit has ensued ever since. Well, really, it's been going on since I got back to New York, but okay. I'll just start telling it as I remember it.
The Sunday morning (it was like, 4 am) I got into New York City, the first thing that I could think to do was to go find pizza. And seeing as it IS NYC, you can do said thing. So I go running around like a retard looking for pizza. On my way walking past BB Kings, some strange Puerto Rican drunk guy offers to show me where there's a close open pizzaria. I say, "alright" not thinking anything of it. He takes me to this pizza place and makes me put away my money so that he can pay for my pizza. I was like, "ummmm, okay" and then we get back to Grand Central, and he offers to drive me to Long Island. I'm like, "oh fuck. I don't want these crazy people taking me ANYWHERE!" so Jesus and I came up with a plan to keep them away from me.
and I'm getting dizzy. I'll finish this up tomorrow.
The Sunday morning (it was like, 4 am) I got into New York City, the first thing that I could think to do was to go find pizza. And seeing as it IS NYC, you can do said thing. So I go running around like a retard looking for pizza. On my way walking past BB Kings, some strange Puerto Rican drunk guy offers to show me where there's a close open pizzaria. I say, "alright" not thinking anything of it. He takes me to this pizza place and makes me put away my money so that he can pay for my pizza. I was like, "ummmm, okay" and then we get back to Grand Central, and he offers to drive me to Long Island. I'm like, "oh fuck. I don't want these crazy people taking me ANYWHERE!" so Jesus and I came up with a plan to keep them away from me.
and I'm getting dizzy. I'll finish this up tomorrow.