WTF is this Benjamin Russell/Gaveedra-7/Shatterstar idek

[xf_shatterstar]

Random musing:

Comments

[luckpuns]

Dude, how long did that take?

[xf_shatterstar]

Uhm. Twenty-five minutes? I had it all in my head, I just had to type it. Wut. It seems much longer though when you try and process it all, doesn't it? :/

[ahhmahgawd]

Ya. It's just such a what the fuckkk.

Jeph Loebbbbb

[xf_shatterstar]

I know. But, dude, I think Fabian actually fucked this up before Loeb ever did. Loeb is just a fucking fail tank of fail and made it 876584324758687 times worse 'cause he sucks at life. I don't know where Marvel thinks the more complicated the origin the better, man, but they need to someday just have a person who was born, grew up, and became a hero just because they wanted to. *DIES*

[ahhmahgawd]

Loeb just likes his twinCEST

Durrr what's that then they can't have MASSSSSSIVE ANGST. Their family would still end up dead at some point.

[xf_shatterstar]

Yeah. He's moved on from gay subtext to brover/sister wuvin. And getting fired from Heroes because LOL he sucks that much.

Maybe they can just be so happy no one ever knows what to do? Like OMG I AM HAPPY AND I LOOOOVE MY LIFEEEE EVERYONE IS ALIVEEEEE! That would scare people I think.

[ahhmahgawd]

LOLOL WHO GETS FIRED FROM HEROESSS

Yeah they'd think he was gonna turn around and DESTROY EVERYTHING WITH HIS HAPPY SMILE.

[xf_shatterstar]

I have no idea, but you know you're a shat writer when. But this is Loeb so there's like...shit writers and he's about a meter below them. wut.

Yeah! He can just be the happiest least angsty person ever and will the best life. 8D

...anne nocenti did it

[longshotlove]

she and adams were the only real Longshot team, you know? None of the others can really write about Improbability...
add to that Shatterstar's tale ends up giving Longshot some of the most Jesus-like powers...
keep up the good work, kid.