one of the top 5 worst coversations I have had...ever
LBSKATES [7:52 PM]: what is the difference between emo and a dead baby?
joshthepirate07 [7:52 PM]: i duno
LBSKATES [7:53 PM]: the dead baby doesn't cry
joshthepirate07 [7:53 PM]: hahahahaha
joshthepirate07 [7:53 PM]: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
LBSKATES [7:53 PM]: not sure
joshthepirate07 [7:53 PM]: A baby with slashed floaties
LBSKATES [7:53 PM]: ha
joshthepirate07 [7:54 PM]: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool
LBSKATES [7:54 PM]: the same baby a week later?
joshthepirate07 [7:54 PM]: The same baby three weeks later
LBSKATES [7:54 PM]: ha!
joshthepirate07 [7:54 PM]: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
LBSKATES [7:54 PM]: how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
LBSKATES [7:54 PM]: dunno
joshthepirate07 [7:54 PM]: (as opposed to on the bottom of a pool)
joshthepirate07 [7:54 PM]: dunno (to your joke)
joshthepirate07 [7:55 PM]: Floaties with a slashed baby.
LBSKATES [7:55 PM]: forget it let them cry in the dark
LBSKATES [7:55 PM]: ha!
joshthepirate07 [7:55 PM]: lo0l
joshthepirate07 [7:55 PM]: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
joshthepirate07 [7:55 PM]: A baby playing in a plastic bag
LBSKATES [7:55 PM]: why isn't a hipster good at karate?
LBSKATES [7:55 PM]: sad
joshthepirate07 [7:56 PM]: i dunno
LBSKATES [7:56 PM]: he can't get past the white belt
joshthepirate07 [7:56 PM]: how do you make a dead baby float?
LBSKATES [7:57 PM]: I used to know that one
joshthepirate07 [7:57 PM]: take your foot off its head
LBSKATES [7:57 PM]: awwww
joshthepirate07 [7:57 PM]: what is brown and taps on a window?
LBSKATES [7:57 PM]: you should never breed
joshthepirate07 [7:57 PM]: hahahaha
LBSKATES [7:57 PM]: a baby in a microwave
joshthepirate07 [7:57 PM]: yup
joshthepirate07 [7:58 PM]: why did the dead baby cross the road?
LBSKATES [7:58 PM]: dunno
joshthepirate07 [7:58 PM]: it was stapled to the chicken
joshthepirate07 [7:59 PM]: whats more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
joshthepirate07 [7:59 PM]: pulling them off
LBSKATES [7:59 PM]: terrible
joshthepirate07 [7:59 PM]: lol
joshthepirate07 [7:59 PM]: What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
joshthepirate07 [7:59 PM]: Ten dead babies in a garbage can
joshthepirate07 [8:00 PM]: What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can
joshthepirate07 [8:00 PM]: ?
joshthepirate07 [8:00 PM]: One dead baby in a ten garbage cans
LBSKATES [8:00 PM]: you're making me sad
joshthepirate07 [8:00 PM]: http://www.laughnet.net/archive/jokes/deadbaby.htm
joshthepirate07 [8:00 PM]: haha
LBSKATES [8:01 PM]: I feel like I should keep you away from any interaction with any babies
joshthepirate07 [8:01 PM]: hahaha
joshthepirate07 [8:01 PM]: what is charred, black and smells bad?
joshthepirate07 [8:01 PM]: a baby playing with a blow torch
LBSKATES [8:02 PM]: awful
joshthepirate07 [8:02 PM]: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
joshthepirate07 [8:02 PM]: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
LBSKATES [8:02 PM]: ewww
joshthepirate07 [8:03 PM]: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
joshthepirate07 [8:03 PM]: Sticking pins in their eyes.
LBSKATES [8:03 PM]: you're done
LBSKATES [8:03 PM]: you, my friend, are cut off
joshthepirate07 [8:03 PM]: ok..
joshthepirate07 [8:03 PM]: one more though
joshthepirate07 [8:04 PM]: A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense
12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.
Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked
the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....
SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
and THROWS it against the wall....
Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and
hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????
The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...
He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!
LBSKATES [8:04 PM]: that's terrible
joshthepirate07 [7:52 PM]: i duno
LBSKATES [7:53 PM]: the dead baby doesn't cry
joshthepirate07 [7:53 PM]: hahahahaha
joshthepirate07 [7:53 PM]: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
LBSKATES [7:53 PM]: not sure
joshthepirate07 [7:53 PM]: A baby with slashed floaties
LBSKATES [7:53 PM]: ha
joshthepirate07 [7:54 PM]: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool
LBSKATES [7:54 PM]: the same baby a week later?
joshthepirate07 [7:54 PM]: The same baby three weeks later
LBSKATES [7:54 PM]: ha!
joshthepirate07 [7:54 PM]: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
LBSKATES [7:54 PM]: how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
LBSKATES [7:54 PM]: dunno
joshthepirate07 [7:54 PM]: (as opposed to on the bottom of a pool)
joshthepirate07 [7:54 PM]: dunno (to your joke)
joshthepirate07 [7:55 PM]: Floaties with a slashed baby.
LBSKATES [7:55 PM]: forget it let them cry in the dark
LBSKATES [7:55 PM]: ha!
joshthepirate07 [7:55 PM]: lo0l
joshthepirate07 [7:55 PM]: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
joshthepirate07 [7:55 PM]: A baby playing in a plastic bag
LBSKATES [7:55 PM]: why isn't a hipster good at karate?
LBSKATES [7:55 PM]: sad
joshthepirate07 [7:56 PM]: i dunno
LBSKATES [7:56 PM]: he can't get past the white belt
joshthepirate07 [7:56 PM]: how do you make a dead baby float?
LBSKATES [7:57 PM]: I used to know that one
joshthepirate07 [7:57 PM]: take your foot off its head
LBSKATES [7:57 PM]: awwww
joshthepirate07 [7:57 PM]: what is brown and taps on a window?
LBSKATES [7:57 PM]: you should never breed
joshthepirate07 [7:57 PM]: hahahaha
LBSKATES [7:57 PM]: a baby in a microwave
joshthepirate07 [7:57 PM]: yup
joshthepirate07 [7:58 PM]: why did the dead baby cross the road?
LBSKATES [7:58 PM]: dunno
joshthepirate07 [7:58 PM]: it was stapled to the chicken
joshthepirate07 [7:59 PM]: whats more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
joshthepirate07 [7:59 PM]: pulling them off
LBSKATES [7:59 PM]: terrible
joshthepirate07 [7:59 PM]: lol
joshthepirate07 [7:59 PM]: What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
joshthepirate07 [7:59 PM]: Ten dead babies in a garbage can
joshthepirate07 [8:00 PM]: What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can
joshthepirate07 [8:00 PM]: ?
joshthepirate07 [8:00 PM]: One dead baby in a ten garbage cans
LBSKATES [8:00 PM]: you're making me sad
joshthepirate07 [8:00 PM]: http://www.laughnet.net/archive/jokes/deadbaby.htm
joshthepirate07 [8:00 PM]: haha
LBSKATES [8:01 PM]: I feel like I should keep you away from any interaction with any babies
joshthepirate07 [8:01 PM]: hahaha
joshthepirate07 [8:01 PM]: what is charred, black and smells bad?
joshthepirate07 [8:01 PM]: a baby playing with a blow torch
LBSKATES [8:02 PM]: awful
joshthepirate07 [8:02 PM]: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
joshthepirate07 [8:02 PM]: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
LBSKATES [8:02 PM]: ewww
joshthepirate07 [8:03 PM]: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
joshthepirate07 [8:03 PM]: Sticking pins in their eyes.
LBSKATES [8:03 PM]: you're done
LBSKATES [8:03 PM]: you, my friend, are cut off
joshthepirate07 [8:03 PM]: ok..
joshthepirate07 [8:03 PM]: one more though
joshthepirate07 [8:04 PM]: A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense
12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.
Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked
the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....
SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
and THROWS it against the wall....
Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and
hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????
The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...
He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!
LBSKATES [8:04 PM]: that's terrible