More of my random thoughts.

May 22, 2010 13:45

Just because something is made of brass and has gears, does not mean it is 'steam-punk'.

Eating the remnants of the sugar at the bottom of a bowl of citrus slices is never a good idea right before bed, as you may have dreams that your cat has grown a second mouth.

If you wake up in the middle of the night and run around looking for your cat because you believe she may have grown a second mouth, stop and take a moment to realize it may have, in fact, only been a dream.

When you take your own profile picture for sites such as Facebook and Myspace, don't try to look 'sexy'. You just end up looking like you're trying too hard, and I will end up laughing at you. Pretending to be 'srs' also has this effect on me.

When presented with the option of chewing gum or toothpick, always choose gum. It has less chance of stabbing you in the tonsil when the cat decides to jump in your lap while you're engrossed in whatever you're doing on the computer.

When someone comes to visit you at home, don't invite them into your bedroom to show them something unless they know you well enough not to bat an eye at all the anime paraphernalia on display. It will save time and awkwardness.
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