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Fun survey under the cut. I'm bored.
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, Zune, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
7. Include commentary
1. You eat your first ever piece of toast with
The Power of Love, by Celine Dion (It reminds me of the line in 27 Dresses where she says, "I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich." Only this time it's toast.)
2. You first encounter a drunk hippie with a nose piercing
La Vida Sin Amor, by Il Divo (I have no idea what they're singing about, but the sound is pretty fitting. Kind of darkish and guitary.)
3. The song you sing karaoke at your wedding
Any Other World, by MIKA (I can already see we're off to a bad start.)
4. You pull your first all-nighter
Out of the Blue, from The Wild Party (This makes *no* sense here at all.)
5. The song you hear when you punch your stalker in the face
Dream Lover, by Mariah Carey (Take *that* you stupid stalker. I need a real man.)
6. The song that plays the first time you clean up after a sick dog
A Part of That, from The Last 5 Years (Well, she is talking about her domestic life... and the hubby probably doesn't help me at all!)
7. The song that you sing to your girlfriend after she throws her purse at your head and calls you a jerk
Have I Got a Girl for You, from Company (Haha, if you hate me I have someone else you might like!)
8. The song that plays when somebody gives you the dead goldfish of your dreams.
Totally Fucked, from Spring Awakening (It's like you're looking at your life and going, "Well that sucks.")
9. The song that plays when you are getting ready for bed, and you realize your stalker is right outside the window.
Hikari, by Utada Hikaru (I think if you actually know the lyrics, it kind of makes sense. Something about masks?)
10. The song that plays when you discover your stalker is an ex-KGB agent with a passion for eating seaweed.
Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home), by Mariah Carey (..what? I know Russia's cold, but still.)
11. The song that your stalker starts singing as you start spraying his face with Mace after dumping seaweed over his head.
Stars Fell on Alabama, by Frank Sinatra (Assuming it's nighttime, I guess that's okay... but none of that happened between the two of us, you got that?)
12. The song that your neighbor sings as he shoots your stalker dead.
Lady Marmalade, by Christina Aguilera, Mya, 'Lil Kim, and Pink (You go.. boy?)
13. The song that you hear in your head when you fall in love with said neighbor.
Chameleon, by Seiko (I can be whatever you want, baby.)
14. The song you hear when you realize that you're already married
Voodoo, by the Spice Girls (Not gonna lie, I very rarely listen to this song so I'm not sure what to say here.)
15. The song that you sing to said neighbor to explain the problems in your life
Good Riddance, by Green Day (This is kind of how I go about my problems.. Talk about them, say that's how life goes, what are you gonna do, right?)
16. The song that plays when you realize that your spouse never did anything about your stalker.
I Should Tell You, from RENT (We're both failures.)
17. The song that plays when you realize that your spouse never did anything because your stalker has killed them.
I Want You To Want Me, by Letters to Cleo (This is the stalker talking.)
18. The song that you sing when you realize that #14 & #15 are irrelevant
Legally Blonde, from Legally Blonde: The Musical (Woe is I. This doesn't seem to fit, however.)
19. The song you sing at you and your neighbor's wedding.
Someday, by Mariah Carey (Also doesn't quite seem to fit. Perhaps I'm singing to my dead first husband.)
20. The song that plays when you realize the neighbor you just married is actually your stalker, who faked his own death back in #12
I'm Right Here, by Seiko (Hahahaha!)
21. The horrible plot twist song!
As Long as You're Mine, from Wicked (Oh God, the stalker! The STAALKKERR)
22. The song you sing when you realize just how horribly convoluted your life and its soundtrack have been, and are likely to continue to be.
Bliss, by Mariah Carey (I'm probably getting delusional at this point.. I mean, who wouldn't?)
23. The song you and your neighbor/husband/stalker sing as a duet after your realization song.
Finale A, from RENT (How perfect. I should tell you.. )
24. The song that #23 becomes when you quietly stab you neighbor/husband/stalker in the back while singing #23.
Tell That to My Heart, by Il Divo (You bastard.)
25a. The song you sing as the police take you away for murder.
Mary Ann, by Ray Charles (He was cheating on me, officer, I swear.. can't you see I'm crazy? Her name was.. uh.. Mary Ann!)
25b. The song that plays when you first begin to suspect that your life is actually a bizarre music tag list written by multiple people.
Over the Moon, from RENT (It doesn't get much crazier than that.)
26. The song your lawyer sings as he realizes just how much he will charge you if he gets you acquitted.
I'll Be Here, from The Wild Party (When you cry, I'll hold you.. When you fail, I will soothe you.. but you better get off. And when you get out, I'll take your firstborn.)
27. The song that plays when you realize that you have absolutely no case in your favor and are subsequently sentenced to the death penalty.
Summer Wind, by Michael Buble (My fond memories of life.)
28. The song that the other inmates on death row sing when you first are escorted into the cell block.
If I Didn't Believe in You, from The Last 5 Years (Sure nobody wants to go to the party with me?)
29. The song that plays as the executioner pulls the lever.
I Surrender, by Celine Dion (HA! Ha!! There's so much life I've left to live and this fire's burning still..)
30. The song that the warden sings when a reprieve from the governor arrives 4.29 seconds too late to save you.
Look At Me Now, from The Wild Party (Look at me! I.. oh, shit. My bad.)
31. The song that St. Peter sings when you arrive in heaven.
Popular, from Wicked (I'm so damn nice. Let me in, please.)
32. The song Lucifer sings when you arrive in heaven
Out Tonight, from RENT (Too bad I can't go with. Satan sounds like a fun guy.)
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, Zune, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
7. Include commentary
1. You eat your first ever piece of toast with
The Power of Love, by Celine Dion (It reminds me of the line in 27 Dresses where she says, "I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich." Only this time it's toast.)
2. You first encounter a drunk hippie with a nose piercing
La Vida Sin Amor, by Il Divo (I have no idea what they're singing about, but the sound is pretty fitting. Kind of darkish and guitary.)
3. The song you sing karaoke at your wedding
Any Other World, by MIKA (I can already see we're off to a bad start.)
4. You pull your first all-nighter
Out of the Blue, from The Wild Party (This makes *no* sense here at all.)
5. The song you hear when you punch your stalker in the face
Dream Lover, by Mariah Carey (Take *that* you stupid stalker. I need a real man.)
6. The song that plays the first time you clean up after a sick dog
A Part of That, from The Last 5 Years (Well, she is talking about her domestic life... and the hubby probably doesn't help me at all!)
7. The song that you sing to your girlfriend after she throws her purse at your head and calls you a jerk
Have I Got a Girl for You, from Company (Haha, if you hate me I have someone else you might like!)
8. The song that plays when somebody gives you the dead goldfish of your dreams.
Totally Fucked, from Spring Awakening (It's like you're looking at your life and going, "Well that sucks.")
9. The song that plays when you are getting ready for bed, and you realize your stalker is right outside the window.
Hikari, by Utada Hikaru (I think if you actually know the lyrics, it kind of makes sense. Something about masks?)
10. The song that plays when you discover your stalker is an ex-KGB agent with a passion for eating seaweed.
Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home), by Mariah Carey (..what? I know Russia's cold, but still.)
11. The song that your stalker starts singing as you start spraying his face with Mace after dumping seaweed over his head.
Stars Fell on Alabama, by Frank Sinatra (Assuming it's nighttime, I guess that's okay... but none of that happened between the two of us, you got that?)
12. The song that your neighbor sings as he shoots your stalker dead.
Lady Marmalade, by Christina Aguilera, Mya, 'Lil Kim, and Pink (You go.. boy?)
13. The song that you hear in your head when you fall in love with said neighbor.
Chameleon, by Seiko (I can be whatever you want, baby.)
14. The song you hear when you realize that you're already married
Voodoo, by the Spice Girls (Not gonna lie, I very rarely listen to this song so I'm not sure what to say here.)
15. The song that you sing to said neighbor to explain the problems in your life
Good Riddance, by Green Day (This is kind of how I go about my problems.. Talk about them, say that's how life goes, what are you gonna do, right?)
16. The song that plays when you realize that your spouse never did anything about your stalker.
I Should Tell You, from RENT (We're both failures.)
17. The song that plays when you realize that your spouse never did anything because your stalker has killed them.
I Want You To Want Me, by Letters to Cleo (This is the stalker talking.)
18. The song that you sing when you realize that #14 & #15 are irrelevant
Legally Blonde, from Legally Blonde: The Musical (Woe is I. This doesn't seem to fit, however.)
19. The song you sing at you and your neighbor's wedding.
Someday, by Mariah Carey (Also doesn't quite seem to fit. Perhaps I'm singing to my dead first husband.)
20. The song that plays when you realize the neighbor you just married is actually your stalker, who faked his own death back in #12
I'm Right Here, by Seiko (Hahahaha!)
21. The horrible plot twist song!
As Long as You're Mine, from Wicked (Oh God, the stalker! The STAALKKERR)
22. The song you sing when you realize just how horribly convoluted your life and its soundtrack have been, and are likely to continue to be.
Bliss, by Mariah Carey (I'm probably getting delusional at this point.. I mean, who wouldn't?)
23. The song you and your neighbor/husband/stalker sing as a duet after your realization song.
Finale A, from RENT (How perfect. I should tell you.. )
24. The song that #23 becomes when you quietly stab you neighbor/husband/stalker in the back while singing #23.
Tell That to My Heart, by Il Divo (You bastard.)
25a. The song you sing as the police take you away for murder.
Mary Ann, by Ray Charles (He was cheating on me, officer, I swear.. can't you see I'm crazy? Her name was.. uh.. Mary Ann!)
25b. The song that plays when you first begin to suspect that your life is actually a bizarre music tag list written by multiple people.
Over the Moon, from RENT (It doesn't get much crazier than that.)
26. The song your lawyer sings as he realizes just how much he will charge you if he gets you acquitted.
I'll Be Here, from The Wild Party (When you cry, I'll hold you.. When you fail, I will soothe you.. but you better get off. And when you get out, I'll take your firstborn.)
27. The song that plays when you realize that you have absolutely no case in your favor and are subsequently sentenced to the death penalty.
Summer Wind, by Michael Buble (My fond memories of life.)
28. The song that the other inmates on death row sing when you first are escorted into the cell block.
If I Didn't Believe in You, from The Last 5 Years (Sure nobody wants to go to the party with me?)
29. The song that plays as the executioner pulls the lever.
I Surrender, by Celine Dion (HA! Ha!! There's so much life I've left to live and this fire's burning still..)
30. The song that the warden sings when a reprieve from the governor arrives 4.29 seconds too late to save you.
Look At Me Now, from The Wild Party (Look at me! I.. oh, shit. My bad.)
31. The song that St. Peter sings when you arrive in heaven.
Popular, from Wicked (I'm so damn nice. Let me in, please.)
32. The song Lucifer sings when you arrive in heaven
Out Tonight, from RENT (Too bad I can't go with. Satan sounds like a fun guy.)