"You can't have no in your heart!
Happy Valentine's Day to all of you livejournal users that have somebody special to celebrate with. As for me, well...I'll be watching t.v. and eating homestyle Taco Bell tacos. I would be dining at Roma's tonight, but Heidi Klum canceled our dinner plans once again. She always comes up with these lame ass excuses like "I'm sorry Evan, but my agent just called and I have to do a swimsuit photo shoot in Costa...it's urgent." Whatever, she doesn't appreciate me. But yeah, Valentine's Day has almost always been good to me, except for a few. Enjoy it!
Evan T.
p.s. I'd like to sign out with a little bit of humor from JOe Dirt.
So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
No.
Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
No, I don't.
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
....
Evan T.
p.s. I'd like to sign out with a little bit of humor from JOe Dirt.
So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
No.
Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
No, I don't.
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
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