May 28, 2005 20:12
1. If a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. "This is the evolutionary instinct to mate with a man who will be a strong protector and provider," says the expert.
2. If a female is menstruating, she looks for a gentler, sensitive type of guy whose facial features display understanding. "In this part of a woman's cycle she is more vulnerable and needs the comfort of someone who looks like he will provide warmth and security," explains Chachi.
3. If a woman is suffering from what is commonly known as PMS, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors jammed in his temple and a bat shoved up his ass while he is on fire. "We're not sure what to make of this one," says Chachi.
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