ELANDT ENGLISH
Are you tired of the same old political drudgery?
Do you wish that what you said made a difference in the goverment on a daily basis?
Adam Elandt and Cory English promise all of these things, as well as an assortment of Miracle Blades!
That's Right! it filets, it chops
It dices, slices, never stops
lasts a lifetime
Wait! Am I talking about the blades or Elandt and English? YOU DECIDE!
So come this Election year, Elect the Entertainers! The Eradicators! The Elegant EEE-Neibriators! Elandt! English! Oh-Eight! EXACTLY!
This message is paid for the political party, the ShutTheHellUpists, All Rights Reserved. Do not read this message if you are pregnant or nursing, if you are currently taking laxatives, if you no longer have feeling in your nose, other side effects may occur.
Passing along this message throughout the world may rersult in the destruction and/or creation of the world as we know it. Whichever comes first.
You must pass this message on in order to receive your FREE* MIRACLE BLADES!
*In order to receive your free Miracle Blades, you must repeatedly pester the phone number shown on infomercials asking for your free gift. If this fails, contact George Foreman.
Do you wish that what you said made a difference in the goverment on a daily basis?
Adam Elandt and Cory English promise all of these things, as well as an assortment of Miracle Blades!
That's Right! it filets, it chops
It dices, slices, never stops
lasts a lifetime
Wait! Am I talking about the blades or Elandt and English? YOU DECIDE!
So come this Election year, Elect the Entertainers! The Eradicators! The Elegant EEE-Neibriators! Elandt! English! Oh-Eight! EXACTLY!
This message is paid for the political party, the ShutTheHellUpists, All Rights Reserved. Do not read this message if you are pregnant or nursing, if you are currently taking laxatives, if you no longer have feeling in your nose, other side effects may occur.
Passing along this message throughout the world may rersult in the destruction and/or creation of the world as we know it. Whichever comes first.
You must pass this message on in order to receive your FREE* MIRACLE BLADES!
*In order to receive your free Miracle Blades, you must repeatedly pester the phone number shown on infomercials asking for your free gift. If this fails, contact George Foreman.