LOOK! another survey! pineapple upside down cake!
1) When was the last time you went to the bathroom outside?
PROBABLY FAIRLY RECENTLY
2) Last time you saw your parents?
A MONTH AGO
3) Which family member do you most resemble?
I DONT THINK ANYONE.
4) Do you own your own Bible?
I GAVE THEM TO MY MOTHER.
5) Do you wear deodorant?
YESH
6) Do you clean up nice?
UNTIL I GET DRUNK
7) When was the last time you tripped and fell?
NATURE WALK WITH SIMON WHEN I SLIPPED DOWN A HILL AND GOT MUD ALL OVER MY ASS
8) Where was the last place you slept besides your home?
CAR?
9) What are you listening to right now?
DAMAD
10) Have you ever started an uncontrollable fire?
NO
11) Ever run out of gas on the road?
YESH
12) Would you rather cut the grass or rake the leaves?
GRASS
13) Your middle name spelled backwards?
ENIROTCIV
14) What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
PORN
15) Last time you swam in a pool?
RAY'S IN SAN DIEGO
16) Have you ever been in a school play?
THE REQUIRED ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ONES.
17) How many kids do you want?
I'D LIKE SOME KITTENS
18) Type of music you dislike most?
ANYTHING WITH AWFUL LADY VOICES.
19) You registered to vote?
NO
20) You have cable?
NO
21) Ever prank call anybody?
YESH
23) Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
NO THANK YOU
24) Do you have a garden?
SOMEONE STOLE MY GODDAMN PLANTERS!!
25) What's your favorite comic?
POOPY LICKLES
26) Bath or Shower, morning or night?
SHOWER, MORNING
27) Best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
BROOKLYN BOUND. I'M KIDDING! DONT EVER RENT THIS!
28) Best pizza topping?
JUST ONE?! I LIKE THE VEGGIE ONES
29) peanuts or popcorn?
POPCORN. FUCK PEANUTS
31) Orange Juice or apple?
OJ
32) Chocolate Bar?
COFFEE CRISP
33) When was the last time you voted at the polls?
HMM
34) When was the last time you ate a home grown tomato?
YEARS
35) Are you good in bed?
KILLER! HAHA
36) Ever order anything from an infomercial?
NO
37) Sprite or 7 up?
SPRITE
38) Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work/school?
YESH. SCHOOL
39) Ever thrown up in public?
YESTERDAY!
40) Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
SHIT...
41) Do you believe in love at first sight?
NO
42) Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
MYSELF
43) Did you have a lot of hair as a baby?
NOPE.
44) What do you think about most?
VAGINAHORSE!
45) Favorite form of travel?
FREEEEEEEE
46) If you could have one magical power what would it be?
EYEFUCK EVERYONE UNTIL COMPLETION. YOU CANT RESIST. AND HAVE PEOPLE THROW LARGE BILLS AT ME. NO COINS PLEASE
PROBABLY FAIRLY RECENTLY
2) Last time you saw your parents?
A MONTH AGO
3) Which family member do you most resemble?
I DONT THINK ANYONE.
4) Do you own your own Bible?
I GAVE THEM TO MY MOTHER.
5) Do you wear deodorant?
YESH
6) Do you clean up nice?
UNTIL I GET DRUNK
7) When was the last time you tripped and fell?
NATURE WALK WITH SIMON WHEN I SLIPPED DOWN A HILL AND GOT MUD ALL OVER MY ASS
8) Where was the last place you slept besides your home?
CAR?
9) What are you listening to right now?
DAMAD
10) Have you ever started an uncontrollable fire?
NO
11) Ever run out of gas on the road?
YESH
12) Would you rather cut the grass or rake the leaves?
GRASS
13) Your middle name spelled backwards?
ENIROTCIV
14) What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
PORN
15) Last time you swam in a pool?
RAY'S IN SAN DIEGO
16) Have you ever been in a school play?
THE REQUIRED ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ONES.
17) How many kids do you want?
I'D LIKE SOME KITTENS
18) Type of music you dislike most?
ANYTHING WITH AWFUL LADY VOICES.
19) You registered to vote?
NO
20) You have cable?
NO
21) Ever prank call anybody?
YESH
23) Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
NO THANK YOU
24) Do you have a garden?
SOMEONE STOLE MY GODDAMN PLANTERS!!
25) What's your favorite comic?
POOPY LICKLES
26) Bath or Shower, morning or night?
SHOWER, MORNING
27) Best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
BROOKLYN BOUND. I'M KIDDING! DONT EVER RENT THIS!
28) Best pizza topping?
JUST ONE?! I LIKE THE VEGGIE ONES
29) peanuts or popcorn?
POPCORN. FUCK PEANUTS
31) Orange Juice or apple?
OJ
32) Chocolate Bar?
COFFEE CRISP
33) When was the last time you voted at the polls?
HMM
34) When was the last time you ate a home grown tomato?
YEARS
35) Are you good in bed?
KILLER! HAHA
36) Ever order anything from an infomercial?
NO
37) Sprite or 7 up?
SPRITE
38) Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work/school?
YESH. SCHOOL
39) Ever thrown up in public?
YESTERDAY!
40) Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
SHIT...
41) Do you believe in love at first sight?
NO
42) Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
MYSELF
43) Did you have a lot of hair as a baby?
NOPE.
44) What do you think about most?
VAGINAHORSE!
45) Favorite form of travel?
FREEEEEEEE
46) If you could have one magical power what would it be?
EYEFUCK EVERYONE UNTIL COMPLETION. YOU CANT RESIST. AND HAVE PEOPLE THROW LARGE BILLS AT ME. NO COINS PLEASE