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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?
A fat bitch who will fuck you for peanuts and never forget your face.
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Whatever.
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I saw a couple of my cousins twice this week in my trips home for christmas. I miss them. I don't want to stay in Terre Haute anymore. I wanna go home and spend time with my family. The family that I have ignored for years. They say you can never go home again, and that's true, but there's no reason you can't build your own home nearby. I've only recently realized how much I like some members of my family. They like me too, it seems. The only problem with Lafayette is that I only have two friends there, and one of them is a girl who gets me in trouble everytime she pops into my life, whom I am yet unable to resist. The rest of my friends, and my education, lie in this seedy rivertown of The Haute. Figures.
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Thank you for calling Papa John's Wabash this is Eric speaking would like to try our Pizza and Lemony Snickett CD-ROM special? No? Ok. Fuck you then. Fuck face. Eat shit and diiiiiiiiiiieeee motherfucker!! *click*
Yeah, I wish.
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Thanks to my friends who have been understanding of me these last few months. I think I'm almost done changing.
(listen to me, you'd think I was cocooning or something.)
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Word of the day: transmogrification- To change into a different shape or form, especially one that is fantastic or bizarre.
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(In a bass psuedo-latin voice he says: "By the way senoritas, I'm single. Still.")
A fat bitch who will fuck you for peanuts and never forget your face.
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Whatever.
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I saw a couple of my cousins twice this week in my trips home for christmas. I miss them. I don't want to stay in Terre Haute anymore. I wanna go home and spend time with my family. The family that I have ignored for years. They say you can never go home again, and that's true, but there's no reason you can't build your own home nearby. I've only recently realized how much I like some members of my family. They like me too, it seems. The only problem with Lafayette is that I only have two friends there, and one of them is a girl who gets me in trouble everytime she pops into my life, whom I am yet unable to resist. The rest of my friends, and my education, lie in this seedy rivertown of The Haute. Figures.
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Thank you for calling Papa John's Wabash this is Eric speaking would like to try our Pizza and Lemony Snickett CD-ROM special? No? Ok. Fuck you then. Fuck face. Eat shit and diiiiiiiiiiieeee motherfucker!! *click*
Yeah, I wish.
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Thanks to my friends who have been understanding of me these last few months. I think I'm almost done changing.
(listen to me, you'd think I was cocooning or something.)
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Word of the day: transmogrification- To change into a different shape or form, especially one that is fantastic or bizarre.
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(In a bass psuedo-latin voice he says: "By the way senoritas, I'm single. Still.")