Hmmmm.....

Oct 02, 2004 04:08

All right. Here goes.

I was watching television tonight. Adult Swim on Cartoon Network actually. I need to get serious about myself. With myself. I need to eat right, live right, and exercise. And Stop Smoking. That's what the YMCA told me. Then Dr. Pepper told me that their product imparts individuality to life. Then; you'll never believe this one; George Lucas, or Bill Gates, or, who knows, The Emperor Palpatine himself told me I had to buy a new video game about shooting ewoks. And after that; and this one's the bright, shiny cherry on top of that other crap, I was told, apparently by the owners, that there is an Italian Restaurant nearby, that I've never heard of, that looked really freaking good.

Feedback:

Watching tv should not be on your to do list. GET DIGGING, MAGGOT!!
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