Australia is Hard Core

[xerophreak]

There is a dark and foreboding place where few men dare tread, and where those who do tread speak with indecipherable accents.  A place that will rape your Christian soul and be left unquenched, sitting there silently... taunting your soul's now-swollen asshole with its maddening silence - where is your God now?!  There's no way that such a hellish, fiendish nexus of putrid rot and agony could exist!  Well, it does, and that place is none other than the continent of Australia.
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