KEVIN'S BIRTHDAY!!
okay, buck-o's. the reply to this... even to tell me NO, you can't make it... has been abysmal. In fact, since so many folks DIDN"T get back to me, (and I was out with Kevin when we found what he wanted to DO for his b-day), there's no point in me trying to be subtle at ALL--so fuck the 'non-kevin-party filter.' You all get to hear it.
(as an aside,those of you who DID respond Rock My World.)
THIS FRIDAY NIGHT:: movie night. cheap food. cheaper date. We're not even going out. We're gonna sit on our asses, eat popcorn and ice cream, and watch whatever movies Kevin's pointy little heart desires.
THIS SATURDAY MORNING:: FLEA MARKETS AND YARD SALES!! We'll be leaving the Bolk house at 8am to go junking. This will last us until 4pmish if we're lucky. Lunch will be a 'grab as we go' affair.
THIS SATURDAY LATE AFTERNOON/EVENING:: a pleasant lull in activities...Maybe a little art-play or something, perhaps a nice nap to rest up for what will be the HIGHLIGHT of the EVENING!! ...
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT:: 8:45 PM MEETING AT THE BOLK HOUSE!! We will carpool to THIS. That's right... over 2000 square feet of inflatable slides, moon bounces, obstacle courses, and gladiatorial arenas.
If you were THINKING that you should WORK, or stay home, or polish your spoon collection, i'm afraid those plans must change. Get your babysitters. Get your doggysitters. Get your Kittysitters. Get your World-of-Warcraft AVATARsitters. Make a note to call in sick to work or whatever. B/c we're gonna all go and bounce around. We will have the place to ourselves: PRIVATE PARTY!!! No small children (unless you bring one). Eat a light meal before we go... you won't want anything heavy, and cake/birthday spankings will be done at Kevin's house when we're done at the Bounce Zone. We'll be there from 9pm to 11:30 pm. 2.5 hours of BOUNCE!
Lyuda? Barbie? Blake? Andy? Ellen? Matt? Katy? Kurt? Daniel? do NOT bail on me, PLEASE.
To cover the cost of said moon bounce, i'm asking for 10-15$ per person...whatever you can spare... if we have at least 15 of us (Sally, Kevin, Sarah, Blue, Katy?, Bowie, Roxy, Kurt, Darren?, Daniel, Sean, Tim?, Hawk?, Serge?, Max?, Holly?, Barbie?, Blake?, Matt?, Andy?, Ellen?, Lyuda?, James?, Lindsay?, Paul?, Kev?...) we'll cover the cost of the party no sweat. The 'gift' is still contributions towards Kevin's car repairs, so this is prolly the EASIEST Kevin Birthday on Record.
THIS SUNDAY Recuperation. More movies. Playing with any toys we bought at the yard sales on Saturday morning. Pointing and laughing at the Video tape made of Kevin bounding around with giant inflatable boxing gloves. (perhaps moving this over to the store, since i must work from noon til 5pm... dunno.)
That is all. Thank you for your attention. Please mark your calendars and REPLY HERE. RSVP, ASAP!!!!!
(as an aside,those of you who DID respond Rock My World.)
THIS FRIDAY NIGHT:: movie night. cheap food. cheaper date. We're not even going out. We're gonna sit on our asses, eat popcorn and ice cream, and watch whatever movies Kevin's pointy little heart desires.
THIS SATURDAY MORNING:: FLEA MARKETS AND YARD SALES!! We'll be leaving the Bolk house at 8am to go junking. This will last us until 4pmish if we're lucky. Lunch will be a 'grab as we go' affair.
THIS SATURDAY LATE AFTERNOON/EVENING:: a pleasant lull in activities...Maybe a little art-play or something, perhaps a nice nap to rest up for what will be the HIGHLIGHT of the EVENING!! ...
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT:: 8:45 PM MEETING AT THE BOLK HOUSE!! We will carpool to THIS. That's right... over 2000 square feet of inflatable slides, moon bounces, obstacle courses, and gladiatorial arenas.
If you were THINKING that you should WORK, or stay home, or polish your spoon collection, i'm afraid those plans must change. Get your babysitters. Get your doggysitters. Get your Kittysitters. Get your World-of-Warcraft AVATARsitters. Make a note to call in sick to work or whatever. B/c we're gonna all go and bounce around. We will have the place to ourselves: PRIVATE PARTY!!! No small children (unless you bring one). Eat a light meal before we go... you won't want anything heavy, and cake/birthday spankings will be done at Kevin's house when we're done at the Bounce Zone. We'll be there from 9pm to 11:30 pm. 2.5 hours of BOUNCE!
Lyuda? Barbie? Blake? Andy? Ellen? Matt? Katy? Kurt? Daniel? do NOT bail on me, PLEASE.
To cover the cost of said moon bounce, i'm asking for 10-15$ per person...whatever you can spare... if we have at least 15 of us (Sally, Kevin, Sarah, Blue, Katy?, Bowie, Roxy, Kurt, Darren?, Daniel, Sean, Tim?, Hawk?, Serge?, Max?, Holly?, Barbie?, Blake?, Matt?, Andy?, Ellen?, Lyuda?, James?, Lindsay?, Paul?, Kev?...) we'll cover the cost of the party no sweat. The 'gift' is still contributions towards Kevin's car repairs, so this is prolly the EASIEST Kevin Birthday on Record.
THIS SUNDAY Recuperation. More movies. Playing with any toys we bought at the yard sales on Saturday morning. Pointing and laughing at the Video tape made of Kevin bounding around with giant inflatable boxing gloves. (perhaps moving this over to the store, since i must work from noon til 5pm... dunno.)
That is all. Thank you for your attention. Please mark your calendars and REPLY HERE. RSVP, ASAP!!!!!