Skinny vs. "Normal".... also known as "ME VS. THEM"
so... I've been in the air force for almost 3 years now. When i came in, i had been sick for like 2 weeks, and lost some weight. I was like 125 lbs then, and i had to get a waiver to go to basic, since i was underweight. Well, they just noticed (again) that i'm skinny. So they sent me to the Dr., and he sent me to a dietician/nutricionist. Did i spell that remotely correct?
Anyways, i talked to that stupid fuck today. Right off the bat, she asked me my Ht/Wt: 74"/135 LBS. She looks at me and says i need to get up to 178 pounds if at all possible. I straight-up LOL'ed my ass off. Right in her face. She didn't seem to find the humor in it, so i told her, "I'll NEVER get to 178 pounds. EVER. E V E R." So she talked at me for a little bit about what i should be/shouldn't be eating. I laughed some more... She wants me to gain like a few (1-3) pounds a week maybe, and see her again in a month. She wants results. She SERIOUSLY wants me to get up to at least 160. That's 15 pounds more than i've ever weighed. I'm not like, anorexic or bulemic or anything... i don't have an eating disorder... i'm skinny. Always have been. I have a crazy metabolism, and i'm hypoglycemic. I've been told by like 3 doctors (civilian, not these ignorant fucks in the AF) that i'll always be skinny.
So when she doesn't see any results, she'll probably be somewhat upset. I think. I don't fucking care what she thinks. Allegedly, this is to "help you, Airman Lynch"... I don't want to be helped, and don't call me by that shitty title. God i hate this. I'm so fucking angry right now. If they don't like me being skinny, they can kick me the fuck out.
Anyways, i talked to that stupid fuck today. Right off the bat, she asked me my Ht/Wt: 74"/135 LBS. She looks at me and says i need to get up to 178 pounds if at all possible. I straight-up LOL'ed my ass off. Right in her face. She didn't seem to find the humor in it, so i told her, "I'll NEVER get to 178 pounds. EVER. E V E R." So she talked at me for a little bit about what i should be/shouldn't be eating. I laughed some more... She wants me to gain like a few (1-3) pounds a week maybe, and see her again in a month. She wants results. She SERIOUSLY wants me to get up to at least 160. That's 15 pounds more than i've ever weighed. I'm not like, anorexic or bulemic or anything... i don't have an eating disorder... i'm skinny. Always have been. I have a crazy metabolism, and i'm hypoglycemic. I've been told by like 3 doctors (civilian, not these ignorant fucks in the AF) that i'll always be skinny.
So when she doesn't see any results, she'll probably be somewhat upset. I think. I don't fucking care what she thinks. Allegedly, this is to "help you, Airman Lynch"... I don't want to be helped, and don't call me by that shitty title. God i hate this. I'm so fucking angry right now. If they don't like me being skinny, they can kick me the fuck out.