Green Blob Monster Rampage (dream)

[xeorsos]

Ok, so I'm sharing a room with a cousin of mine, Paul, and it's like 10pm and we're supposed to be asleep. We get bored, so we head down out of the motel-thing into this strip mall (the motel was part of it) and we're chilling for a minute until this decontamination team people approach us and they're like "this whole area's infected." Then they tell us we're at risk of infection if we haven't had an orgasm in the last 24 hours. They explain that some of the hormones released during climax stunt the spread of this biological entity, at least at it's very early stages. Well, both paul and I lie and say we both had an orgasm recently, and the team leader person tells us to go home. Flash to surgery room. This woman is laying on the surgery table and they've cut open her skull. Inside, her brain has mutated into two brains; one where it should be, and another "flat" version on top of it. The flat version has a human-like eye on it, and it seems to be speaking. Well it goes crazy, kills the woman it's attached to and a couple of the doctors, and flees the surgery room. Somehow, this surgery was taking place in the very same stripmall we were in. Well the monster thing has now taken a shape very similiar to a dark purple/grey squid. Paul and I get to my "house", and I say it like that because in the dream it was understood that it was where I lived, but it wasn't anything like my actual house; anyways, we get to my house and paul's relaxing inside while I go and check for the squid monster thing with some chick (I think it was Sharon Kiser). We find it out by the water meter... It's struggling to hold on to life, as it can't breathe our air. So what do I do? I jab it in the eye with a stick. A little of it's blood sprays on me, and the thing flails around, but after a moment we realize that it's gotten a whole lot stronger. Apparently the rapid introduction of oxygen to the creature's blood stream was exactly what it needed to adapt. On top of that, the blood that sprayed on me has now seeped into my skin. Sharon and I take off, and the blob thing goes in my house and eats Paul. I'm not really tore up about it, cause, well, I don't like Paul. Sharon and I get to her house and we realize that if we tell anyone they won't believe us until it's too late. On top of that, when it is too late we'll start a panic. So we both get into our costumes (Me as a male version of Elphaba, with green facepaint and a black witch outfit, and Sharon as a fairytale princess/fairy persona) and head down to this HUMUNGOID building about 2 miles from my house where the halloween party is taking place. We get there, and there's this Jungle Gym thing happening in the middle of this building with Super high ceilings, sorta like a gymnasium. By the way, it's at this point in the dream that I've realized that I'm in a small town setting with big town buildings; yeah, makes no sense, but I digress. The mansion across the street randomly explodes (we can all see it through the huge windows) and I'm positive that it's because of the squid monster. I start making my way towards the exit when I hear screams and turn to find that the squid monster is no longer a squid monster, but it's now a giant oozy green blob. It's eating people left and right, and I take off. As I'm running, I keep falling down a lot, struggling to make it over muddy ground, and I'm pretty pathetic. It's almost like a plot device, you know? If I get away I won't know what happens. So anyways, I make it across the street to this very small car dealership. I know I'm not gonna make it any further, due to my subconcious act of tripping myself, so I hide behind a pillar and stand very still. Well the blob has taken a more natural form. I discover that when the blob consumes someone, it's completely painless, and it can now recreate the person and their personality down to the t. So the blob comes wandering past as a group of people. Not one of them is fooled by me "hiding" so they all gather around me and one steps forward and says "You're the one who saved us, aren't you?" I stare blankly. "Yes, it's you, you're our King. Come along." So I'm a little relieved, I mean, they've designated me their leader. On top of that, these blob people are really nice to me. They're fun, they're funny, and most of them are HOT. On the way back to my house I ask one of the guys with me if I can make a rule. He says that of course I can, I'm the king. Well, I don't know how frail this "king" title is, so I don't wanna make too many rules or make them want to overthrow me, you know? So I simply decree that none of the blob people can eat or kill my brother. He looks at me and smiles (in a friendly way, not that evil way) and says that it won't be a problem. So we get back to my house and there are quite a few other blob people there as well. On top of that, they do whatever I say. So what do I do? I have sex. Yes, lots of yes, with lots of blob men. Ok, I probably only had sex with like 4 of them. And my brother, in another part of the house, was having sex with all the blob women. You have to realize that these blob men look exactly like normal men, except they do what I say. Well, this continued for a while until I was just hanging out with my blob friends. Right before I woke up (due to my mom) I came across this girl with very short blonde hair crying and a blob guy sitting next to her. I told him that he totally had to cheer her up, and to be sweet and caring, but also dominant and pleasuring. Then I went back to the main room and was hanging with my blob friends when my mom woke me up.

The funny thing about the dream is that when I was making the blob people do what I said, I was totally thinking "I might as well enjoy it while I can. I mean, this blob is eventually gonna eat me."

Yay for Morpheus. This was a totally different take on blob monsters, you know? I enjoyed this dream :)