well now that you mention it......
ok so you all know that my mom works for US bank. but i can never remember what exactly she does when i have to explain it to someone. so when tommy asked i just called my mom and asked...an assistant manager business analyst. ok. so a few weeks go by and then tommy all of a sudden says that hes completely convinced that my mom works for the CIA. He was like first of all what the hell does she do...yeah a "business analyst" that works with "international banks". she works late nights and early mornings...her kids can never quite pinpoint what exactly it is that she does, and tommy walked in on my mom doing morning aerobics to a 1990s video. that sealed the deal. he figured that she was doing her "daily workout". high kicks and side punches. tommy is also convinced that bananas are the solution to any bodily problems there are. me and his mom spent five minutes trying to explain how bananas make you constipated. i'm dating a gullible paranoia...he's so adorably clueless sometimes...