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[xenvyx]

it hurts when i pee. emotionally. i do not want the toilet to have what is mine! i would rather pee on my hands while single-handedly trying to open a locked door using a credit card. single-handedly because i was...would be holding "it" (my pee canal) shut with the other hand after thinking its cool to take half a pee in the street and save the rest for the bathroom. not that anything like this has ever happened last week.

i am so bored!