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xenoshepherd

[001] Audio, English

May 05, 2011 00:30

Has anyone had 'adventures' they feel like venting about?

... Meaning here, in the Keep, specifically. But I suppose if you've got something weighing you down, feel free to unload. With all the time we have on our hands, why the hell not?

adventure time, like herding elcor, shepard the shepherd

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sanomorior May 5 2011, 08:12:25 UTC

Adventures, you say? What kind?

Audio xenoshepherd May 5 2011, 18:48:47 UTC

Any. I'm not picky, I'd just like to know what people have had happen to 'em.

Audio sanomorior May 6 2011, 11:23:20 UTC

Hmm.

[Sycora takes a few seconds to think. Oh, she's had adventures alright.]

Everyone's had some. Hell, you had one with the spiders, didn't you?

Audio xenoshepherd May 7 2011, 02:04:06 UTC

Sure did. Had a good talk after, with. . . Isabel is her name? Yeah, her.

Great chat. We reached an understanding of where the other stood.

Audio sanomorior May 7 2011, 11:53:25 UTC

[There's a quiet laugh.]

Such "understandings" are commonly reached with her. She's very... diplomatic, shall we say.

Audio xenoshepherd May 8 2011, 07:01:14 UTC

[Diplomacy, Shepard is good at. Talented, if you will.

But she did not sign up for Udina-with-tits. Sure, some minor differences there, like how Isabel manages to keep her voice lowered. . . but the vicious maneuvering is there.]

Are the rest of you half as incongruous? No disrespect, I'd like a warning.

Audio sanomorior May 8 2011, 11:28:33 UTC

No disrespect taken. Duran's a little standoffish, but the rest of us don't bite. Though I'm not opposed to it if requested...

Audio xenoshepherd May 9 2011, 04:56:30 UTC

[STARTLED LAUGH]

Wait, aren't you the lady handling our patch jobs? Not worried you'll scare off your wards?

Audio sanomorior May 9 2011, 12:18:54 UTC

[STARTLED LAUGH? Well okay that was pretty cheesy...]

Nah, I don't mix business and leisure. Nothing to worry about.

Audio xenoshepherd May 10 2011, 03:37:57 UTC

[Shepard thinks dancing like a stoned orangutan to attract the attention of a serial killer is a good idea. She's all right with cheesy.]

Riiiight. I hope you'll understand if I'm not looking forward to needing your business, ma'am.

[It is a joke! Ha! Ha! Ha. . .]

Audio sanomorior May 10 2011, 10:09:10 UTC

You'd be a fool if you did.

[There's a short pause and the sound of shuffling papers. Then:]

It was your friend who I gave the food-medicine, right? Garrus Vakarian?

Audio xenoshepherd May 11 2011, 06:07:41 UTC

[And just like that she snaps to attention. Down to business.]

That's right. There are no complications, right?

[It isn't meant to be a threat, but there is a hard edge to her voice nonetheless.]

Audio sanomorior May 11 2011, 07:21:06 UTC

None that he's told me about. I would have expected him to do so, if there were.

[There is a short pause, and then a sort of doctoral concern colors her tone:]

Have you noticed something odd?

Audio xenoshepherd May 14 2011, 01:56:19 UTC

[If Garrus has been having trouble and *not telling her* he will have some 'splainin' to do. And unlike Lucy, he'll catch the worst of her Mama Bear wrath.]

Define odd. It's 'odd' in the first place that something that looks like an Earth-cracker could let him defy the biological constraints imposed on every member of his species.

Audio sanomorior May 14 2011, 04:12:03 UTC

I suppose. But then this entire situation is 'odd', isn't it?

But I mean, if his behavior has been at all strange, or if you'd noticed any physical effects out of the ordinary. If you haven't, and he's been eating, then everything should be fine.

Audio xenoshepherd May 14 2011, 20:57:27 UTC

Been watching him for that reason, and no. No complications.

[Drawn-out pause.] Thank you. He'd be gone by now if you hadn't. . .

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