Santa baby...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I helped perplexing across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I set wishingfordaisy's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October kriistiinaa and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In August I pushed _little_strange in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (573 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
xenonlith