Urban slang meme *Funny* :)

Oct 06, 2008 19:42


This seems like fun; found it on lindawonderland's LJ.
(Strangely, LJ wouldn't let me mark lindawonderland as a user, with a nice little user name link. "There is no such user", LJ says. Huh?? ANyway.

Directions: Go to http://www.urbandictionary.com/    and type in you answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you.

1) Your name?
Rebecka = The name Rebecca origionated from the daughter of Goddess of Beauty! She wanted to bring one and only beauty to brighten the world and she decided to name her REBECCA, the Shining Star!

2) Your age?
30 = A 30 pack 12 oz cans of beer.

3) One of your friends?
Christina = A smart girl with no common sense but is smart and funny and has great "what in the world?" moments.  She can't make good hot chocolate. SHE IS THE CRAZIEST THING ALIVE!

4) What should you be doing?
Sleeping =  To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

5) Favorite color?
Pink = slang reference to the vagina.

6) Hometown?
Stockholm (where I live) = default city. hey, let's go to stockholm and watch some great porno!

7) Month of your birthday?
January = The month it is best to have ass sex.

8) Last person you talked to?
Colleague = A fellow member of a profession, staff, or academic faculty; an associate.

9) What did you last eat?
Müsli = * A clever ploy to sell hamster food to human beings. Eaten raw (ie dry - see the Bridget Jones movie), with yoghurt or similar fermented dairy product or milk. 
* Ghetto Muesli - whatever can be swept off the floor with any milk/dairy substitute (white paint, soap water etc).

10) Your nickname?
Becka = more generally; one of the hottest girls you know but can never have.
(I'm usually called Rebs but there were no references to that)
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