Ooh yeah, um, about those shirts
Turns out the I Hate Eugene t-shirts aren't as free as they used to be. Our distributor is asking for about 8 bucks a shirt, and they're all going to be green. If anyone still wants one, I'll put up the money now if you promise a sexual favor of equal or greater value. Hey, blatant chauvinism! One more reason to hate me. I'm going to need to motivate potential buyers a little more proactively.
By the way, Kyle is truly dead. I killed him with a scissor. In cold blood. And I pictured each and every one of your pets while doing it. My face is now unmitigated in its Eugene, so you can hate its image and love the memory of Kyle without confusion.
Your favorite band sucks too.
By the way, Kyle is truly dead. I killed him with a scissor. In cold blood. And I pictured each and every one of your pets while doing it. My face is now unmitigated in its Eugene, so you can hate its image and love the memory of Kyle without confusion.
Your favorite band sucks too.