OPEN MESSAGE TO ALL DRIVERS IN PHILLY

Aug 23, 2005 23:40

Please don't race people if you're in a 2003 Kia Spectra. There's a reason why no one ever created Kia Underground. Get off the road if you want to race in your Bonneville. Please crash and die if you're challenging someone in your 1989 Buick LeSabre.

Yes, you can be proud of yourself if your aftermarket 1996 Honda Civic can outgun a factory default 1994 Ford Aerostar. Give yourself a one-handed clap. Just don't tell anyone else because no one will recognize your awesome feats except yourself.

No, revving your Corvette at a red light will not provoke me to race you in my 1994 Ford Probe. (Stock photo)
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