Not just Clint/Darcy fic recs
For lithiumlaughter, who will be teaching LIKE A BOSS. She asked for the Clint/Darcy fics I've been binging on but I'm gonna throw in a bunch of other MCU!fics that I've saved on my HDD because I love them so very much. Starred fics are the ones I've re-read at least 3 times. Pretty much if it has Darcy, it's Darcy/Clint. Unless it's Darcy/Steve
Title: 5 Times Darcy Only Annoyed Agent Coulson A Little Bit by dodger-sister: Darcy is Coulson’s assistant. And he is mostly fine with that. Mostly.
***Amateur Theatrics by galazysoup: In which Thor’s primary problem-solving method (a mighty blow from Mjolnir) fails to have the desired effect on a magical artifact, and his secondary method (a mightier blow from Mjolnir) proves to be actively disastrous.
And if there's life we'll see it by irnan: Steve is instantly taken with this idea of having the picture of the person calling you flash on your screen when they ring your cell.
Avengers Rampant (Or, the one with the unicorn by caitri: What it says on the label
The Best of Life is but Intoxication by keller_fic: Where Steve and Darcy are platonic BFFs and Tony and Clint just aren't buying it.
Beware of Dragons by entangled_now: Tony is going to kill Thor, he doesn't care if the guy's functionally immortal, he has resources, he'll find a way.
Breadcrumbs by irnan: Betty is aware that this is not going to work unless she can come up with a better plan than calling up the Pentagon and asking if they can direct her to a scientist who occasionally turns into a giant green monster, a specific one, she didn't just wake up this morning with a craving, she's actually his girlfriend, so would they mind very kindly putting her through... ?
Tempting, just to hear the reaction on the other end, but Bad Plan. For one thing, she's not sure the Pentagon knows jack squat about... well, anything. It seems expedient to take a different approach.
Breathe by Ishyko: Steve adjusts to modern life.
Compelling Distraction by eli: "Oh my God, SHIELD sent us Robin Hood."
Cut to Fit by keller_fic: When Jane moves into the mansion, she takes Darcy with her.
*** Don't We All Want Happy Endings? by hariboo: Thor is thinking about Jane, Steve cares (because Steve has Feelings about Lost Lady Loves*), and in the end it's a team effort.
Fish, fish by Croik: Growing up, Phil Coulson always wanted to be Captain America. Not like this.
***Gift of Asylum by carleton97, Sister_Wolf: The story of how Darcy Lewis accidentally helps found the Avengers while having an epic, failboaty romance with that dude she nailed in a bar two years ago. Tasers, jackbooted thugs, Tony Stark, and life-altering job offers are par for the course when you help discover an alien/god dude with amazing pecs.
Having A Bit Of A Day, Here by keller_fic: Where Darcy gets a super power, kind of, sorta. Geez, she's just having a bit of a weird week, alright?
***I give you love, baby, not romance by musesfool: Clint thinks he and Darcy are dating; Darcy thinks Clint's just got a bad case of the beer goggles.
In Dreams They Come, Again (the dead) by jesseofthenorth: Clint Barton is not superhuman, but he might be hungover
Frankie Says Relax by keller_fic: Where Darcy gets a day job.
*** Lab Rats & Tin Soliders by dancinbutterfly: An X-men First Class/Captain America fic that made me cry all mah crys.
The Locations of Gods and Other Strange Creatures by margo-kim: Darcy thinks that God is in the rain. Jane's pretty sure that's just a quote from V For Vendetta. They're both right.
The Only John Wayne Left in This Town by gyzym: Clint's got a secret love, and it's spelled b-a-n-j-o.
Project adulthood by irnan: "I've been thinking," said Bruce quietly. "The day HQ was attacked. Tony and I were at that R&D meeting we usually skip."
"Yes," said Steve. "Nat said that."
"Well," said Bruce. "Usually, on a Friday, when we skip the R&D meeting, we arrive at HQ around the time that bomb went off."
She's a swell gal with a gun in her hand by eleanor_lavish: Steve thinks Natasha Romanoff is the most impressive girl he's ever met.
Simple, Not Easy by LJC: Darcy should have seen it coming. She couldn't hang around the spandex crowd forever and not end up with a great big target painted on her back eventually. She was just surprised it took Loki so long. (AU for The Avengers)
Talking Trash & Wasting Time by musesfool: The one where all the Avengers act like Darcy is a bro and Clint is really bad at flirting.
Uncertainty Principle by Clarice Chiara Sorcha: When Jane idly wishes for some unconventional input as she works to open the Einstein-Rosen bridge, she neither quite expects nor appreciates the visit she receives. Things only go from bad to worse when Thor does arrive back. Not only is she about to discover the awkward logistics of a relationship born of less than a week of falling in love, Loki is determined to ensure that if he is going to suffer, then so must everybody else.
A Week in the Life of Highly Respected SHIELD Agent Phil Coulson by misfit-fandoms: Seven increasingly chaotic days in the life of Phil Coulson.
well, let the drum beat drop by jonesandashes & pollyrepeat: Pepper leaves, and there’s no more pizza, and Thor’s already talked about Jane, and Tony suspects all of them realize, abruptly and simultaneously, that they actually have no idea what to do now. He is, in fact, pretty certain that they’re just a few minutes away from someone deciding to say something about the weather. It’s probably going to be him.
***you and your high top sneakers and your sailor tattoos by musesfool: In which Darcy Lewis punches Captain America's v-card. Yeah, she can't believe it either.
***You need a rock not a rolling stone by Topaz: The first time Darcy gets kidnapped by a mad scientist, it is not her fault.
PS: Heya, Percy, found that Clint-is-an-epileptic fic
Nobody Panic This Time.
PPS: If you have a LOT of time on your hands, here's the Darcy/Clint tag on AO3.
Title: 5 Times Darcy Only Annoyed Agent Coulson A Little Bit by dodger-sister: Darcy is Coulson’s assistant. And he is mostly fine with that. Mostly.
***Amateur Theatrics by galazysoup: In which Thor’s primary problem-solving method (a mighty blow from Mjolnir) fails to have the desired effect on a magical artifact, and his secondary method (a mightier blow from Mjolnir) proves to be actively disastrous.
And if there's life we'll see it by irnan: Steve is instantly taken with this idea of having the picture of the person calling you flash on your screen when they ring your cell.
Avengers Rampant (Or, the one with the unicorn by caitri: What it says on the label
The Best of Life is but Intoxication by keller_fic: Where Steve and Darcy are platonic BFFs and Tony and Clint just aren't buying it.
Beware of Dragons by entangled_now: Tony is going to kill Thor, he doesn't care if the guy's functionally immortal, he has resources, he'll find a way.
Breadcrumbs by irnan: Betty is aware that this is not going to work unless she can come up with a better plan than calling up the Pentagon and asking if they can direct her to a scientist who occasionally turns into a giant green monster, a specific one, she didn't just wake up this morning with a craving, she's actually his girlfriend, so would they mind very kindly putting her through... ?
Tempting, just to hear the reaction on the other end, but Bad Plan. For one thing, she's not sure the Pentagon knows jack squat about... well, anything. It seems expedient to take a different approach.
Breathe by Ishyko: Steve adjusts to modern life.
Compelling Distraction by eli: "Oh my God, SHIELD sent us Robin Hood."
Cut to Fit by keller_fic: When Jane moves into the mansion, she takes Darcy with her.
*** Don't We All Want Happy Endings? by hariboo: Thor is thinking about Jane, Steve cares (because Steve has Feelings about Lost Lady Loves*), and in the end it's a team effort.
Fish, fish by Croik: Growing up, Phil Coulson always wanted to be Captain America. Not like this.
***Gift of Asylum by carleton97, Sister_Wolf: The story of how Darcy Lewis accidentally helps found the Avengers while having an epic, failboaty romance with that dude she nailed in a bar two years ago. Tasers, jackbooted thugs, Tony Stark, and life-altering job offers are par for the course when you help discover an alien/god dude with amazing pecs.
Having A Bit Of A Day, Here by keller_fic: Where Darcy gets a super power, kind of, sorta. Geez, she's just having a bit of a weird week, alright?
***I give you love, baby, not romance by musesfool: Clint thinks he and Darcy are dating; Darcy thinks Clint's just got a bad case of the beer goggles.
In Dreams They Come, Again (the dead) by jesseofthenorth: Clint Barton is not superhuman, but he might be hungover
Frankie Says Relax by keller_fic: Where Darcy gets a day job.
*** Lab Rats & Tin Soliders by dancinbutterfly: An X-men First Class/Captain America fic that made me cry all mah crys.
The Locations of Gods and Other Strange Creatures by margo-kim: Darcy thinks that God is in the rain. Jane's pretty sure that's just a quote from V For Vendetta. They're both right.
The Only John Wayne Left in This Town by gyzym: Clint's got a secret love, and it's spelled b-a-n-j-o.
Project adulthood by irnan: "I've been thinking," said Bruce quietly. "The day HQ was attacked. Tony and I were at that R&D meeting we usually skip."
"Yes," said Steve. "Nat said that."
"Well," said Bruce. "Usually, on a Friday, when we skip the R&D meeting, we arrive at HQ around the time that bomb went off."
She's a swell gal with a gun in her hand by eleanor_lavish: Steve thinks Natasha Romanoff is the most impressive girl he's ever met.
Simple, Not Easy by LJC: Darcy should have seen it coming. She couldn't hang around the spandex crowd forever and not end up with a great big target painted on her back eventually. She was just surprised it took Loki so long. (AU for The Avengers)
Talking Trash & Wasting Time by musesfool: The one where all the Avengers act like Darcy is a bro and Clint is really bad at flirting.
Uncertainty Principle by Clarice Chiara Sorcha: When Jane idly wishes for some unconventional input as she works to open the Einstein-Rosen bridge, she neither quite expects nor appreciates the visit she receives. Things only go from bad to worse when Thor does arrive back. Not only is she about to discover the awkward logistics of a relationship born of less than a week of falling in love, Loki is determined to ensure that if he is going to suffer, then so must everybody else.
A Week in the Life of Highly Respected SHIELD Agent Phil Coulson by misfit-fandoms: Seven increasingly chaotic days in the life of Phil Coulson.
well, let the drum beat drop by jonesandashes & pollyrepeat: Pepper leaves, and there’s no more pizza, and Thor’s already talked about Jane, and Tony suspects all of them realize, abruptly and simultaneously, that they actually have no idea what to do now. He is, in fact, pretty certain that they’re just a few minutes away from someone deciding to say something about the weather. It’s probably going to be him.
***you and your high top sneakers and your sailor tattoos by musesfool: In which Darcy Lewis punches Captain America's v-card. Yeah, she can't believe it either.
***You need a rock not a rolling stone by Topaz: The first time Darcy gets kidnapped by a mad scientist, it is not her fault.
PS: Heya, Percy, found that Clint-is-an-epileptic fic
Nobody Panic This Time.
PPS: If you have a LOT of time on your hands, here's the Darcy/Clint tag on AO3.