ETA: This wonderous new word thanks to Percy.
coulson [kɒl•səhn]
verb --to perform above and beyond expectations in the extreme. Vernacular, Early 21st C. --to kick ass and/or take names repeatedly.
adjective -- awesome. stupendous. most righteous badass. See also: GQBAMF
Thanks to
lithiumlaughter's music-fu & our mutual adoration of Phil Coulson, GQBAMF, we have created a Phil Coulson Fanmix. Spread the word! BEAR WITNESS!
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1) "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers
There's a man who leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger.
With every move he makes, another chance he takes.
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.
2) "God's Gonna Cut You Down (Mondkopf Plus de Sommeil Remix) by Johnny Cash
Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's down in the dark will be brought to the light
3) "My Hero" by the Foo Fighters
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He’s ordinary
4) "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake
I’m bringing sexy back
Them other fuckers don’t know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast
5) "Sunglasses at Night (DJ Trashy Remix)" by Corey Hart
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
6) "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva
Like nothing you've ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you'll be begging for more
7) "Because I'm Awesome" by The Dollyrots
I'm a leader, i'm a winner, and i'm cleaner
Cause i'm awesome
I don't need you cause i'm neato and i beat you
Cause i'm awesome
8) "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top
Clean shirt, new shoes
and I don't know what I am gonna do.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why.
9)"Seven Nation Army (Harry Potter and George W Bush Severed Head Mix)" by The Flaming Lips
I'm going to Florida
Where the lobbyists can change their minds
And if Colin Powell's still a scarecrow
And John Ashcroft is a stinky man
Then Rumsfeld couldn't give up lying
Because the reporters come and torture to slam
10) "Smooth Criminal" by 2Cellos
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