GAIZ, Smallville will have a 2-hour season finale called..
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wait for it...
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FINALE!
Just when you think the crack could no get crackier, we have a series finale called "Finale" which is apropos for a series whose pilot was called "Pilot" and OH MY GOD I GO INTO FITS OF SOMETHING I KNOW NOT WHAT.
Smallville. Mixing LSD with your crack for joy since 1999. Truthiness.
Hee!
In other news, when I go to Florida this weekend, I'm going to attempt something very difficult for me. I will sit on the beach and DO NOTHING. I might read a book. IDK. Maybe lie back and plot things. Usually, I need to do something; I'm not capable of sitting and doing nothing. But I will try. BabySister says an occasional doing nothing is healthy. But what does she know, she's a walking plague magnet.