You know what happens when you try to look up other members of the Superclan for your Action Figure collection?
You go on Wikipedia and read up on Jor-el and Lara Lar-Von which reminds you of your pseudo-scientific hypotheses on Kryptonian biology then get a Smallville plot bunny about Jor-el and Lara's life up until they belt weeeeeeeee!Kal-el into a space-faring bassinet.
That clicking sound is me turning on my fifteenth backburner.
Unrelated ETA:
ZOMGKYOOOOT!