No self-esteem issues with this boy

[xenokattz]

Uncle Boytoy: Wormie, did you tell your ate about your girlfriend?
Katt: Huh. Precocious little thing. Isn't he in Gr. 1?
Wormie: She's not my girlfriend! She's just a girl.
Katt: Well tell me about this girl who is your friend. What's her name?
Wormie: H.
Katt: What colour is her hair?
Wormie: Uh... kind of a brown. A light brown with sometimes yellow.
Katt: And how tall is she?
Wormie: *reaches up and up, and climbs up 5 steps and reaches up some more.*
Katt: ... Um. Okay, that's tall. How old is she again?
Wormie: Grade 6.
Katt: *sporfles* Continuing the family tradition, eh, Uncle?
Uncle Boytoy: *beams* Tell her what she told you.
Wormie: She said she L-O-V-E me.
Katt: Well, that's very nice of her.
Wormie: Yeah. She only said that 'cause I'm so very cute.
Katt: *pops a hernia trying not to laugh*