Fic: Blame it on the Fedora (XMM) Gambit, Rogue (rated: NC-17 oh hellz yes it is)

[xenokattz]

Blame it on the Fedora
Author: Katt xenokattz
Characters: Marie D'ancanto (Rogue), Remy LeBeau (Gambit)
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 3400
Disclaimer: All the characters belong to Marvel. 20th Century Fox also has their fingers in this particular permutation. No money is being made, etc, etc.
Warnings: Fedora-smut. Yeah.
Author's notes: So, the new Wolverine

Comments

[lady_sarai]

Again, I say guh. And where is my drink?

[xenokattz]

Richard has it. Along with Some Very Good Ideas for Clark and Lois. ;)

[lady_sarai]

They all three have fedoras! O_O Oh lord, Lois winds up wearing all three, doesn't she?

[xenokattz]

You know what is fun for all of them? When Clark wears the fedora. He has VERY precise control over his powers when he wears the fedora.

[lady_sarai]

Why do I get the feeling Richard especially likes wearing the fedora?

...Good lord. No wonder Kon and Jason want lead-lined bedrooms.

[xenokattz]

Oh Richard LOVES the fedora. Richard came up with the idea of the fedora. Clark loves it when Richard wears the fedora and so does Lois although she will not admit it outside of their soundproofed room.

(Awwwwwww...is that Kon? Is Kon hating icky school?)

[lady_sarai]

What happens when they ALL wear their fedoras?

(Kon hates icky school. And that his parents won't use lead paint in the house. Soundproofing doesn't work with superhearing.)

[xenokattz]

They can only all wear fedoras at the Fortress. They can't justify the repairs required.

(Awwwww! Can I squish him and love him and put him in my pocket and give him a little pat?)

[lady_sarai]

...Point.

(Kon just wiggled his eyebrows and leered a little.)

[xenokattz]

Lois would like to make it clear, however, that she's the master of the fedora no matter that Richard came up with the idea.

(eeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *fangirls*)

[lady_sarai]

Richard says "yes, dear." But points out that it is his turn to wear it.

(Kon is preening now. Cocky little brat.)

[xenokattz]

Clark points out that he looks the best with a fedora on.

(Cass has just whipped out a fedora.)

[lady_sarai]

Lois argues this and puts it on to prove her point.

(Kon points to my icon.)

[xenokattz]

Richards puts it on a jaunty angle and then starts salivating.

(Cass claps and squees which is... kind of scary actually)

[lady_sarai]

Lois is insufferably smug.

(Kon kind of thinks that's worth being pregnable for.)

[xenokattz]

Both her husbands agree that Lois smug is equally sexy and annoying. Which is why they love having a turn at the fedora.

(Cass would like to know what all the fuss is about the hats.)